Reddit has Changed my life for the better

I was once a low life, living in the trunk of my friends car i was renting out. I had barley any money to get by and had little to no love life. However my life changed the moment I discovered Reddit, it was like for the first time my Narwhal had bacon at midnight. I became fatter and got a hot goth girlfriend who loves my fedora and mod powers. I am truly greatful for this heckin wholesome apptoid