David 2.0 (BadlyBeatenAguacate) By [wadewilson91](https://www.deviantart.com/wadewilson91)

  
  
story:    
  
young man named David has settled into his first week on the job as a security guard for an Art Museum.  
  
the museume recently aquired a new stature  
the attractive female curator is very eager to show off to the art critics schedueled to come in and get an advanced look at it  
before the museum officially reopens its wing as it is currently under renovation.  
  
nothign but tarps and pains and every other statue with coverings to protect them form paint  
  
It's a slow day because of this so David feeling at ease leans against somethign feeling a little bored.  
unfortunatly for him he's leanign against the new statue.  
  
His heart skips a beat as he feels it leave his elbow and crash to the ground shattering in several pieces.  
  
In a panic he hears the curators heels as she approaches to investigate the sound.   
David does not want to lose this job and was in an utter panic.  
  
He need a soulution. he looked around frantically. all he could see was tarps and paint.  
  
and then it clicked, not the best solution but the most imediate. he'd figure out the rest after he delt with the curator.  
  
He stripped everything he was wearing off, took his clothes and the broken pieces and hid them under a tarp off to the side.  
  
he doused himself in 2 buckets of paint and shook off the esses paint on the wall fast as he could.    
  
he stood on the base the statue was pereched on moments ago. prayign this crazy plan would work.  
  
the beautiful curator walked in seeing no one there and at first glance all seemed well, statue intact.  
  
  
she then noticed something from the distance and moved closer.  
  
David got nervous.  
  
She then leaned in real close her head inces away from his penis now panited white.  
  
Now David was rather endowed despite his scrawny stature  
but in this situation that might not be a good thing.  
  
the curator stared at it for a beat  
  
curious and puzzeled the curator remarked to herself IT was bigger than she recalled  
  
Indeed it was.  
  
Unfortunatly for David while one bullet was dodged more trouble was to follow...

story:

After a lets just say very CLOSE call, David lucked out, the curator turned around to seemingly walk out of the room.

David was planning his next move to cover up how he broke the statue but then he heard her footsteps again

followed by a statement that filled him with dread "This way Ladies!"



The art critics had arrived. two beautiful older women who were slated to examine the statue before it goes on display to the public.  


David started to seat. he was exposed and had nowhere to hide.

the curator with gusto presented the very ironically named "David 2.0!!!"  
  
the critics got in real close right by the crotch just as the curator had moments ago.

Norma the blonde critic on the left (modeled after Norma Bates from bates motel)

Sandra the eager chinese critic to the right (modeled after Sandra Oh)  
  


Norma remarked at how realistic his member looked

Sandra less subtlety noted how big it was compared to the usual statues 

she did this while getting her camera out about to take photos for the article they would write on it.

Poor David, these beautiful women admiring his manhood and standing so close he could feel their breath on it.

The excitement was too much for him to suppress any longer.



beyond his control he became aroused and his manhood rose before the two lovely critics and his boss the curator. 

as far as the critic knew this was an interactive feature of the statue

they marveled at his hard marble standing before them. They blushed very impressed.

Sandra snapped many photos, more for her than the article. 

the curator was in shock then in her head put the pieces together that this was the young guard she assigned to guard the wing  
  
and that was his work of art she was admiring earlier and currentl

she was less mad and more turned on than anything else.

I'll leave it to you dear reader to think of what happens next.

if I were to speculate it would go like this.



aftermath:

the curator ushers the critics out who are none the wiser

she then approaches the statue trying not to stare but unable to resist as she calls him out telling him she knows it's him.

She covers his manhood. sturnly tells him she won't fire him because she saw how much this job means to him.

She walks him down fully nude to the bathroom and helps clean him up. blushing as she holds his member.

afterwards he gets dressed and winks at him saying he'd better be in uniform tomorrow.



[ENM COMIC/STORY] David 2.0 (BadlyBeatenAguacate) By wadewilson91