Infinite Grape Thread

I have noticed a lot of fear, confusion, and curiosity around the concept of 'Grapes'. I want to dedicate this thread to all questions, comments, and philosophical questions about Grapes in regard to their status as garlic bread. Memes, jokes, sh*tposts, and other sad attempts at Garlic Bread are also acceptable.

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I hope to see some great bad garlic bread here!