FYI I was not “hiding”in a bush 🙅🏼‍♀️

Posted by : Panicisyoboi6_

okay first of all.

that was NOT a “dive.” I’m just getting that out there 💅🏻🤨

that was tactical ground entry 🤘🏻

that dumbass limp noodle called me mid-stream like an idiot 🙄and yes my ringtone WAS loud (fine 🙄) and yes I entered the bush aggressively but that was part of the strategy 😎 duh! 😤

distraction…

also the pigeon situation has been blown out of proportion.

it did not “sit on my head.” 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

we made eye contact. 👀

it sensed dominance.

it left.

meanwhile raphael is out here inhaling mortal devil lettuce 🥬🥬 and staring at the fire like it personally offended him and somehow I’M the embarrassment???

Make it make sense. 🤨

next stream I’m bringing camouflage. 💅🏻