My Daughter mixed up her days (She’s still 4)
So this morning at about 4:45 AM, my daughter ran into the room where my wife and I were sleeping and yelled at the top of her lungs, “IT’S JESUS’S BIRTHDAY, LET’S OPEN PRESENTS!” I woke up, accompanied her to her bathroom in the hallway, and informed her gently that today is actually Christmas Eve, so tomorrow is Jesus’s birthday. At first she was sad because she truly believed it was Christmas this morning, but then she realized that she’ll get to make cookies for Santa tonight and she got excited again. She informed me that Santa is bigger than me and will therefore need a lot of cookies. I told her that Santa has to eat a lot of cookies tonight, so we probably don’t need too many, but my daughter disagreed and said, “Santa’s tummy is super big, Daddy. Everyone needs to make lots of cookies.” She also told me we will need to get carrots for the reindeer because they deserve treats too. I asked if the reindeer would want hummus or veggie dip for their carrots and my daughter laughed and said, “No Daddy, they eat carrots regular.”
Elf on the Shelf: The Final Night: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146595106?utm\_campaign=postshare\_creator
Stickers! (We only have 16 Kitty Stickers left and we have 48 Unicorn stickers available! My daughter is still making drawings for any order we receive!)
Kitty: https://ebay.us/m/vTGdJg
Unicorn: https://ebay.us/m/b541Nt
Posted Dec 24, 2025, 5:45 PM UTC