**This an entry in r/psycheorstrikes  current wicked theme park contest**

I look forward to everyone else’s ideas on what their own theme park of love would consist of too.

And I put **Love the Theme Park by Mop** as an entry in the Theme Park of Wickedness  because my opinion is love is confusing, so damn confusing and actually my opinion is it’s a farce, not real.  If it’s real, it’s something that happens to other people.  Even when I win “love” I don’t tend to want it.  

Im not sure I’m made for loving long nor being loved long.  That’s why I’m entering it as The Wickedest Theme Park of all.  So here we go, here it is: 

**What is Love theme park?**

You come in the theme park of Love, hoping for “the one.”  Everyone is looking to find a treasure. 

 King Arthur is there.  Romeo is too.  

And you hear all the stories of people finding their Juliet there.  The stories  sound encouraging.    The park is all-inclusive.  It’s diverse and open  to all.


**What ages?**

21 plus, Love is a hard game to play, best to be older … plus bars! 


**Where is it?**

I believe in magic because it is so quick.  You’ll be hypnotized by our lovely Queen Morgan in the lobby made of healing salts and crystals. 

Purified in Scotland.  


Surrounded by idyllic, romantic fog, perfect temperatures for getting cozy, the coast of Scotland is where Love the Theme Park is.   This is an au natural park with the only amusements being the boats of love (private hanky panky boats).  

There are plenty of canoe shacks to lounge around with canoe rentals.  Dozen of scenic overlooks to hike with romantic tea shops dispersed along the journey.  

Your stay can last weeks as our Love theme park is laced with hundreds of private cottage and cabins that right outside the park in the village beside us. 


Dozen of enterprisers have sprung up outside the park with dozens of craft boutiques and art galleries to visit. 

The wine will flow as your park fee covers complimentary wine at choice locations along the park and the outside area.  

The parks train overlooks the foggy sea.  This is the ride where many people meet the one!  The one.  Dozens of happy marriages seemed to have got their start on board Love’s train.  

You will take the plunge! You’ll come on over to Love the Theme Park. What else are you living for if not to take the hand of another and spin, as you do a jig together enjoying life’s boutiques.  

Who doesn’t want that feeling of euphoria and completeness.   For ever. And ever. 😄

Youlll have nothing to lose.  So you’ll come to Love.  If nothing else, you’ll pick up a nice wool sweater like your friend Finn did and take home some souvenir Scotch if nothing else.  

**Who’s the baddie? What’s the rub? The woe and pain? The wicked?**

If you exit alone, you know a few thousand people didn’t want you.

And if you leave Love spontaneously in love with someone, well, that is likely a temporary story so enjoy it while it last.  

**Your thoughts**

What would you add to love the theme park?  Do you think long term true love can be found at all?  Do you think it could be found at this theme park? 

Would you visit? What would you add? 

Did you enjoy the music I linked? It’s great lesser known gem of a band called Love.  Do you know them? Like them? 

*As usual, if you liked this upvote it so we can spread this one and maybe even it will manifest on Earth. Woo hoo!  And if this theme park sucks, for the love of Morgan and all that is good STRIKE it down!*

Find more theme parks and add your theme park at r/PsycheorStrike during our month long event. ✌️

What’s in your theme park called Love? Here’s mine. The Theme Park of Love by Mop