The guy who peed on the cops

So keep in mind, all of my stories i post on here are kind of abridged since I'm typing them. The audio versions on my show are more often more detailed.

So this drunk guy was driving around the store in one of the electric scooters we had. He's crashing into everything; displays, racking for the aisles, etc., Knocking things over, making a scene and a mess. Obviously Management gets involved; they ask him to leave. 3 different managers try to get him to leave and he tells them all the same thing "You're just a Crack crackwhore, you just want my dick!" (No, they were not all female managers, only one was.) Finally, they call PD to get this guy out of there; he tells the cops the same thing. After a bit of back and forth with the guy, they get tired of it and decide they're gonna remove the guy by force. He Obviously doesn't like that, so in one swift motion, he throws the cops off him, unzips his pants and pees all over the place, trying to get management and the cops. They let him "run out of ammo" shall we say and the cops tackle him and cuff him and drag him out. One of the managers was a young man who just transferred in, the other managers looked at him and said "welcome to management, we dont have maintenance tonight to clean this, so you have to." And walked away. He transferred back home ASAP......