Favourite Quote?

First post here. I don’t know anyone personally who reads or has read Pratchett.

I just remembered this line from Equal Rites and it made me chuckle to myself.

Wanted to share it with you all and ask for your own stand out quotes.

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks*.” 🤣*