the prime minister was at the unveiling of his new secret police force today who where Coincidentally not shown or talked about due to them being a secret police force, this resulted in Mr Starmer sitting in a room full of reporters for about 20-35 minutes of uncomfortable silence before he would take any questions so long as they did not mention the new secret police force this resulted in a number of questions being asked by various journalists and others who had also made there way into the room after the bar mitzvah being held in the neighbouring room had ended part way through the silence. at one point the prime minister was asked about his online police’s and where minsters actually concerned about banning vpn’s the PM then said “my policies are adapting to the dangers of the online world today this means we have to be tough on criminals and is part of the reason for made this secret police force in the first place so we can properly handle people who are trying to exercise their right to privacy on the internet and have them appropriately disposed of. We are not oppressing anyone we just don’t want people keeping anything in their lives private” after this answer the PM refused to continue the press conference and instead decided to leave immediately in an unmarked van. The reporter who asked the question was also taken in an unknown, unmarked van and has not been seen since.

“We are not Oppressing anyone” says PM at unveiling of secret police force