Jeopardy comes on at 7!!!!!

So I saw this “meme” on Instagram. And you know what it says? “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality. Like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7 pm instead of 7:30.” Now to whoever made this, how is your foreign planet. Is it doing well in the hell that you live in. Look there is no possible way Jeopardy comes on at 7:30. AT ALL!!!! 7:30 is for when you are burnt out after loosing to your Dad who just so happened to go to college. 7:30-8pm is where my true English powers reside, seek, and destroy at full force. It’s where I can stick it in pride, for thou I can defeat my old man in ways of words. So to any of you who happens to live in hell where Jeopardy comes on at 7:30, I send my sincere apology’s to you.