Bug Eyed Earl - 1/4/2016 - A humdrum invitation to the ball

Dear Love Docs,

Tomorrow I'm going to ask the new Denny's waitress out on a date. I figure we can go for a walk in the park and I can carve her name into a tree.

It's the most romantic way of letting her know that I have a knife.

Yours truly,

Bug Eyed Earl