Turns out being nice to wild animals is a credible defense strategy.
Posted Jan 13, 2023, 3:29 PM UTC
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"Hey Vlad, this is Luka, you know that I desperately want to join the war, but the beavers on the border, you know no one could've expected beavers, really, maybe next season I'll be able to, but it's a mess now... no really, I definitely want to join the war, by the way, are you enjoying the tractor?"
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Or was this the work of the USAs paradrop beaver program
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3000 tactical beavers of Dark Brandon.
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The terrible face of Canadian black ops
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No, your information must be out of date by a few decades. They‘re genetically enhanced beavers out of the US biolabs, deployed directly from the US mainland via railgun.
My Lawyer has just informed me that any speculation of US involvement with the beavers in northern Ukraine are merely crackpot conspiracy theories. They are completely unmodified naturally occurring wild beavers.
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The US actually did drop beavers from planes for environmental reasons in the past.
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Yup and I already linked a short article about iy
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Why does this otter look like a artist who makes touhou oc's in ZUN style
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Holy shit your right
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Did not expect to see Kemono Friends on my feed today.
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Where season 3? :(
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Well, KF3 (mobile game) exists and it's not bad. Storywise in it is good, plus it's quite nice that it respect both original game, both animes, manga and pavilion game.
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Now we need tactical alligators to man the swamps
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we're counting on you Florida man.
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Can we go for strategic gators instead?
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I can't quite understand the battle against beavers. Don't beaver dams increase valuable riparian zones?
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They were/are seen as unpredictable in terms of what areas they will flood year to year compared human dams, as well as potentially disrupting drainage and irrigation ditches, as well as roads.
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Yes, which is fine until it's your field/home/road that become the riparian zone. Turning a stream into a pond means turning people's land near the dam into soggy marsh. People living on that land or relying on it for their livelihood don't want riparian zone. They want farmland.
Beavers also don't distinguish between natural streams and irrigation canals. Nobody likes the canal in the middle of a farming area getting blocked off and flooding.
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See: Post10's war on beavers clogging culverts
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Kemono Friends / NCD crossover is not what I expected to see when I woke up today.
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Beaver Girls > Cat Girls
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Ahh so that’s why they keep getting geolocated by mobile phone use. Russian commander goes: “we must find and slay beaver” And the confused Russian conscript loads up tinder.
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Going by statistics they prefer Grindr.
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Let’s see if these Russian Tanks and AFVs are Amphibious
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Ukraine advancing 40 stages in the social and environmental tech tree simply by having a war:
Lol
Ironic
And they aren’t even trying
slowly looks at Pripyat
Green Party of Germany: *approves*
Maybe that's why the greens are so pro Ukraine