“I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror…”

Of all the teams, it had to be the Dodgers.

This is going to be hard to watch. I truly thought he'd retire a DBack up until last summer. But at least now Freight Train can play some playoff games

The Dodgers found out they’re over the threshold and went “guess we’ll try now”

This news is legitimately heartbreaking

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM

In my defense no one asked me if we should trade him

LEAVE THE SNEKS ALONE!

I don't like the Dodgers! They’re coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they always get to the playoffs. Not like the DBacks. Here everything is soft, and smooth.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo