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Tatis Jr. - Walk

Soto - K

Tatis steals 2nd.

Bogaerts - Double, Tatis to 3rd.

Pitching Change: Jesus Luzardo out for Matt Barnes.

Dixon - Single, Tatis Scores, Bogaerts to 3rd.

Cronenworth - Single, Bogaerts Scores, Dixon to 3rd.

Cronenworth steals 2nd.

Sánchez - Single, Dixon scores, Cronenworth scores.

Azocar - Single, Sánchez to 2nd.

Nola - Fielders Choice, Sánchez to 3rd, Azocar out at 2nd, Nola to 1st.

Kim - Walk, Nola to 2nd.

Pitching Change: Matt Barnes out for Bryan Hoeing

Tatis - Double, all runners score.

Soto - K.

11 men come to the plate, 7 runs score. 2 runs charged to Luzardo, 5 charged to Barnes.

Edit: Padres in this game are 6-10 with RISP.

Last 30 Games

.255 / .415 / .443

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Last 15 Games

.321 / .449 / .482

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Last 7 Games

.393 / .500 / .607

Guys I think he’s starting to Soto. Only 4 home runs in those last 30 however.

(This is long BTW) I decided this year to take the classic story we all know, and make it relevant to our team. I've been working on it for a while, and since it's Christmas Eve, I shall present my parody to you.

Credit to u/Rooks4 and u/sticky_fingies_ for some of the lines/phrases I used.

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and the off-season was still

The Padres had holes in their offense to fill.

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The stockings were hung by the Front Office with care,

In hopes that St. Preller soon would be there;

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The fans were all nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of championships danced in their heads;

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And Seidler in his 'kerchief