r/teenagers•
finnhad

whats the best kinda person to kidnap?

Rant

Posted Feb 19, 2023, 11:30 AM UTC

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[deleted]•

me pls if you’re rich 🤑

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finnhadOP17•

I am rich, but I don't needa kidnap you

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[deleted]•

im literally omw to new zealand rn

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finnhadOP17•

Okay cya soon

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Knownyesmaybe316•

Bestie why do you wanna be kidnapped🤔

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[deleted]•

a sweet holiday plus no college 😌

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Fearless-Olive66215•

but you have me and i give you everything you need🥺

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[deleted]•

mhm yes but money… :0

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Fearless-Olive66215•

i'll spoil you as much as you want bbg there u go i got u a lambo🥺🥺🙏

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YousernameinValid14•

Every time I see bbg I read it as beyblade geeks cuz I was a beyblade kid back in elementary school

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CuriouslyMiguel18•

I have 15 euros🙏

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[deleted]•

wowie im suddenly on the plane heading to portugal 😼😼

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CuriouslyMiguel18•

You can see the misery first hand😍

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[deleted]•

hi i am rich

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lolimahindi•

Children are easy

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Airfix_Revell14•

🤨

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finnhadOP17•

I don't need children yet, id rather adopt

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ZestyShawnGulf•

No they are not! They are absolute crackheads and make weird honka Ponka noises.

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drainbeaddeab15•

least footprintable post on r/teenagers

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finnhadOP17•

I've said alot of things before like driving over people

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ZestyShawnGulf•

Luke kinda is a easy target ngl

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Knownyesmaybe316•

I agree

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finnhadOP17•

True but he'd be annoying once kidnapped

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CuriouslyMiguel18•

Swedes, Stockholm syndrome and all

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finnhadOP17•

Exactly needa get a wife rn

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Successful-Seaweed1219•

Just do what the Norsemen did. Sail out to England, kidnap a hot English peasant and burn everything in your way.

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finnhadOP17•

We don't live in those times anymore unfortunately 😔

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Successful-Seaweed1219•

Yes, but are you really going to let that stand in the way?

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finnhadOP17•

I'll probably just use my car and not boat

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Successful-Seaweed1219•

Whatever works best man. Just be sure to keep your weapon in your hand if you don't wanna miss out on a sweet spot somewhere in Norse heaven.

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finnhadOP17•

We don't live in those times anymore unfortunately 😔

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evashatiwari•

My kinda person

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DuckWithHumanArms17•

Deafs, what are they gonna do? Yell?

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finnhadOP17•

Probably, maybe mute people

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pierre_leo3117•

a person shows love at first sight and lets u down after lmao

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finnhadOP17•

Huh?

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Holiday-Dress-73017•

Me fs

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jcf1455•

Slower the better, I hate running.

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