Accursed Druidiots
Posted Apr 3, 2023, 3:32 PM UTC
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Druids are so useles. Imagine doing the job everyone else can do way better. The only thing druids have is their "moral high-ground".
Have fun with the trees while I get high on mana grass and sell a bottle of magic fire to a goblin for a cool looking rock and see as it accidentally burns down the forest.
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Clearly you've never met a druid, I do this every 4th full moon as the ash is a great fertilizer and ultimately improves the condition of the forest
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Magic of this kind is abusive, exploitative, and immoral by its nature, and it will backfire on you in the future
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Buffoon. Hillbillys like you trip on mushrooms in the forest for a few years and think they are educated enough to argue with a mage educated in the Dragonmouth College. Keep seething druidiot.
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I’m not a Druid in the first place, lmao. I’m a dragon tamer and don’t use magic myself at all. I believe it’s immoral to control living creatures no matter what. If you don’t ban it, eventually someone will take control of you, don’t even try to say that you’re the strongest here
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Wait until this person learns about necromancers.
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I don’t support non-consensual necromancy either
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Ignorant Zigur 💀💀💀
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Druids when they have to slap mosquitoes 💀
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Their stench draws away even mosquitoes
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By the Tuatha if you do not stop this blaspheming of the sacred craft I will take my golden sickle to your testicles and throw it to the horses.
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That's impossible, I already scryed his balls via the mirror surface of a lake, and he has none! Must have had them gnawed off when a wolf succeeded on the Charisma save!
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Not my problem your blink dog won't listen to you, nerd.
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Yeah bro you don’t have to be a Druid to get you beast to listen to you
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Not my fault that the only animals trying to "commune" with me are wild dogs after my bones
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Paladins will see you cast Haste and say, “he hath not the capacity to summon a spiritual steed”