I can't even imagine what this dog must be going through
Posted Nov 2, 2012, 7:39 AM UTC
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Yay germany! :D
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Bitte!
Sorry, I know only one German word but I was assured by reddit that I can use it everywhere.
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It's true. Alternately, it can mean "please", "you're welcome", "what?" and "seriously?" depending on circumstance and tone.
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You couldn't have chosen a better word to know... except for maybe Arschloch!
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What dialect is that?
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Bavarian. This news brought to you from Munich.
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sadly, no one speaks bavarian in munich anymore... eventhough it's the capital of bavaria. :(
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Bavarian.
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What's the difference between the dialects, and does everyone take the piss out of a certain region because they talk funny. Like we do with northerners in the UK.
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Yup, probably the same. Certain cities and regions have very, very strong dialects, and of course we make fun of each other. East Germans sound absolutely hilarious.
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Bayrischer akzent bester akzent in ganz de
BAVARIAN DIALECT IS DA BEST
^although ^i ^only ^speak ^high ^german
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Du bist verruckt (fuck I don't know how to make the umlauts)
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just write ue, oe, ae then :)
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It's supposed to be Bavarian, though I don't think it was done very well.
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During a trip to Bavaria last spring, we saw a dog groomers during a walk. Vronis Hundesalon, that name just decimated my SO with laughter. She said it like this "Vronis HUNDesalon" continuously the rest of the trip. Now I'm saying it again.
Vronis Hundesalon. Vronis Hundesalon. Vronis Hundesalon.
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No you have to emphasis the dog portion so the humans won't get confused. Inflection/emphasis on fused words is very important.
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Looks like Viktualienmarkt, Munich.
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German butcher shop... fuck yes. And you know there's a beer garden just a short walk away. I'm starting to cry
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My dad always said "When it comes to bread, fuck the french, you can learn that. but never fuck with a german butcher."
He used to travel a lot as a very well respected chef and said his favourite place to cook was germany because of the meat.
He also mistook the whole piss around a chicken coup keeps foxes away thing and tried catching the fox to piss on it, so i'm not sure he's the worlds best advice giver.
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That's funny, because I found myself missing the higher quality of the meat (and food in general) I can buy in Austria when I was living in Munich last year.
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Sorry but there is a beer garden "just a short walk away" everywhere in Munich.
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Don't be sorry.
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It is, I sometimes go there. The shop itself looks a bit grubby, but the meat is good quality and not too expensive by Viktualienmarktstandard...
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You would be correct
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This is incredible... I saw the picture and thought "hmm... that kind of looks like that butcher shoppe in Munich..." Just brought back a lot of old memories.
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My thought exactly. That whole stretch of shops is ridiculous, there's like twelve butchers one next to the other.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Bratwurst, fick ja!
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Now i want to go in Germany...
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Why not go to your local German meat shop?
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I don't know much shops like these in Marseille, it's already a pain in the ass to find Corsican shop there, English foodstores are unfindable, and German stores in Alsace-Lorraine.
Wait, there's still internet <3
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you fucking nazi, go get a maid, kill her then kill yourself u fucker
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Probably through the window, if he gets too hungry.
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[This classic is all I could think of] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7bEytedtE)
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YESS!!! I tried to find that myself for this thread. pure fucking gold.
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looks like a cane corso
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Black brindle cane corso fo shizzle.
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A beautiful one.
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naaah cane corso's are just big teddy bears.
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theyre big pitbulls
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Went into the butchers with my dog once in London and they kept giving him odds and ends of meat. I can't even go within a 100 meters of that place without him perking up and sniffing in its direction. edit: dog http://imgur.com/Q0MJD
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I recently determined that every walk I take with my dog is really just a tour of all the places he has found food dropped on the ground.
Also, it is now my intention to end every one of my posts with "edit: dog."
edit: dog
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Nostalgic
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More like... dogstalgic...
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.... zing
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Why's that little guy look so sad in the picture? Is it cause you haven't taken him to his favorite store?
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clearly saying that this is his stuff, don't even think about it - rather than sad
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Sounds like a health code violation.
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I see no dog. Only a hungry bear
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Exactly how I feel browsing r/foodporn
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Wait a few weeks post the pic with that line and cash in on that repost karma bro.
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A few hours
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He wants to eat the food. WARNING SPOILER!!!!!!!
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Why can't we have butchers like this in America?
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You don't have?
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Yes, we do.
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They almost all disappeared.
Everything comes from the supermarket now.
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maybe where you live? there are a tremendous amount of butchers like that in the tri state area.
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there's one in my small town of Newton Kansas- pop 20,000. I'd imagine they're in every major city if one bothers to look for them.
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I live in upstate NY and I live within a 5min drive of like 4 butchers. God damn the meat is so much better and usually cheaper.
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There's one down the street from me, but I've never gone in because I have never been to a butcher before and have no idea what the correct protocol is. Social anxiety is a bitch, man. So I just keep ordering meat through fresh direct and call it a day.
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(Nearly) all supermarkets in Germany have a butcher of this kind in addition to the packaged meat.
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No
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was 'Merricuh!!
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Maybe just not in your town?
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. There might be 3 real butcher within 100 miles of here. They just don't exist here
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Not having a butcher shop in the San Francisco Bay Area /= No butcher shops in America
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Your mother is a butchershop
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Wholefoods? Wegmans? Any of those? Their meat section is kind of close.
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There are places that come close, but health codes.
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Health codes? Try big box grocery stores. It's more like the dying mom & pop thing.
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We do! I have one like this a block from my house. Gaff's Meat Market, it's outstanding.
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We have some pretty damned good butchers. What do you mean? Streetfront windows? Stacking chops and sausages into 1 pile in the display?
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Exactly! Old world.
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We do
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We do, my roommates are both butchers.
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Well, sadly they're disappearing over here, too. But that particular shot is of a centrally located and rather expensive shopping location, well known for high traditional quality, so those aren't going to go away anytime soon.
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Probably something similar to this.
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Do you have the version without the black&white pictures? I want to send it to a friend because the dog is funny, but she will think the pictures are bad taste.
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Bad taste? She wasn't there, man. She wasn't there.
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I knew I'd find this here.
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ohgodsomuchmeatiwannnaeatitiwannaeatitwannaeaititohwhycan'tieatit
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I've known a few dogs, and this checks out.
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What's the bet he was fed 10 minutes ago...
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Based on my dog's behavior I'd say it's a pretty good bet. Feeding him actually seems to make him more hungry.
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Hey, that's my favourite butcher in Munich!
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and that's my favorite dog in Munich
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Better than the other twelve right next door? I always get indecision-locked walking by there, because I think "Hey, I'm sure I can get amazing meat here, but which one is the best?"
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yeah, that one has some amazing lamb and a better selection of steaks. They all seem a little specialised but I've found that one to be a little better and also friendlier. They'll always throw in a bunch of soup or stock bones in for free too
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"This time, we didn't forget the gravy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7bEytedtE
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yup...first thing i thought of-"dont forget the gravy"
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Going through about 10 lbs of sirloin, if he had his druthers.
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Druthers. Now there's a word I hear not nearly often enough.
Druthers.
It's like vocabulary porn.
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judging by the leash around his neck tied to that pipe, Id say hes waiting for his master.
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A real German butcher shop! oh God, why can't we have nice things here too :(
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As someone who often has the munchies but no food I know exactly what this dog is going through.
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I always start looking at pictures on r/foodporn if I'm hungry. I don't know why I torture myself :(
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I love pain, I do the same while hungry and counting calories.
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You look longingly like this at scooby snacks?
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A friend of mine ruined scooby snacks for me... Those definitely were not scooby snacks...
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Bratwurst
weiß oder rot fleischige
in der Semmel
nur 1,80€
ha^us^ge^m.
Bratwurst
white or red meaty
in the bun
only $2.31
ho^me^ma^de
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show off
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Clearly you've never been to a strip club.
Or love meat. People eat meat too, not just dogs. In fact that's probably what the store is for...people.
Yeah but few people would eat the meat raw like that. The dog would.
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Who are you to comment on the financial position of said dog?
think again, peasant.
Yea...but the dog could still steal it and eat it.
Hah speak for yourself, I love my meat raw.
Eating meat raw is the only way to go. Make sure you're blood type 0, before attempting though, because people with that blood type tend to digest animal proteins better.
EDIT: Hey, I eat raw pork and beef all the time. There is nothing risky in doing so. Don't eat factory ground beef/pork, ground the beef yourself. I only had dysentery once and that was because of contaminated ground pork. Since then, I think my stomach can bare anything.
Humans understand why the meat is behind glass though. The dog just sees the food, and wonders why it can't have it.
I wonder the exact same thing...it looks soooo delicious.
i bet it's wondering why it can't smell the meat (as well, at least. dunno if dog noses smell through glass)
thats what makes this dog extra cute
wut? i'm saying the OP can imagine what the dog is going through, if they love meat.
what does and understanding of glass have to do with that?
what about dog meat?
dogmeat?
Why is he standing in a circle of empty bottles??
I bet that picture will show up on Dog Instagram later. It will be in black and white, but they'll still claim that they were being ironic, despite being colorblind
Dogs don't have pockets to hold their wallets you inconsiderate bastard.
proof?
the writing in the windows seems to be in german. Dogs don't read german. I can't prove that they can't, however.
So....you eat strippers?
You... don't?
Yes and I bury their bones in my backyard.
Dude, what a waste. At least boil them and get a stew goin'.
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Strippers dont have bones.
or hungry....
I've never been there. say... if you pay enough, do you get to take a stripper home?
Yes. Definitions of enough may vary.
One in New York for that matter.
Reminds me of a setup in an old WB 'toon.
or has never owned a dog, list of things to do on a dog schedule is eat, poop, sleep and beg for more things to eat.
Or a strip steak club.
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or r/foodporn
I think I would know if I had been to a strip club.
Or browsed r/gonewild.
or on r/gonewild