There I was, innocently wandering through this castle when...
Posted Nov 8, 2012, 11:43 PM UTC
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Whoa, tag that as [Gore], fellow acolyte.
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"What a lovely room of death," - ace ventura
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One thing I love is how Hawkeye Gough mentions how even Anor Londo wouldn't fuck with Kalameet.
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Makes you killing him feel that much more impressive. Honestly, I know that we all take down the Lord of Cinder and his 4 underlings, but something about "Yeah, no, not even an entire city at its peak of strength wanted to mess with him." makes it feel like an even greater accomplishment, to me at least!
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Ahhhh shietttt, nigga's in the wrong hood
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BROTHER!
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we take back the city...
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"Head ahead"
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Looks like you found Orstein's trophy room.
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Nigga, that's cathedral.
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Was anyone else scared as fuck that one of those heads would come out and kill your ass?
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Ornstein's got your number, man.
Maybe I'll summon a couple of dragonbros for S&O. We'll knock politely on the fog gate, all like, "Did someone order an Ash Lake pizza?"
And one of you waggle your eyebrows suggestively and say "With extra sausage?"
Then they all start fucking!
"And Ornstein took his mighty spear and XXXXed Gwyndolin's OOOO, while Smough..."
I wonder if Ornstein would be able to do anything to the Dragon God.
Never ever thought of that. Really interesting though. Or Kalameet?
The lightning spear miracle was used to shred the stone scales from the dragons, and Gwyn's was the strongest of the spear miracles. Being one of the legendary four knights I think Ornstein's lightning spears could strip the scales that make him invincible.
Of course from a game mechanic point of view it doesn't matter at all, because he's programmed to be invincible. cackle