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r/okbuddyholly•
WinterFall64

No you're NOT a weezer fan

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I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re weezer fans. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being weezer fans. I see these people saying “Ive listened to all of the blue album and its great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily listen to all of the weezer discography in one sitting. I see people who only know the hits and claim to be weezer fans. Come talk to me when you listen to the entire ewbaite alone bundle then we’ll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Island in the sun is not real music. Beverly hills is not real music. The buddy holly lick is not real music. The africa cover is not real music. Hash pipe is not real music. The hits are NOT. REAL. MUSIC. Put down the baby music and listen to something that requires critical thinking for once.

-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL weezer fans

Posted Apr 28, 2023, 11:35 PM UTC

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HereAndNow316•

Hash Pipe is peak weezer

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dino_181_spaghetti•

Based and asswidepilled

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GenoshiaResident•

*ass wiped

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Amalekii•

I love how OP specifically mentions "the lick" on Buddy Holly, as all ACTUAL weezer fans put Buddy Holly in high regard, and the track titled Buddy Holly as well.

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justACatBuryMe•

I'm such a Weezer fan. I've listened to all of ratitude and i loved if

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areyouoldgreg•

Raditude is a BOPP. no one will change my mind

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HairyPotatoKat•

New copypasta!

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SweatScoobyDoo•

They call me John Lennon the way I faked my death to never be asked questions about Rivers Cuomo

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Gumbyizzle•

Weezer died after Maladroit. Everything after that was garbage made by shitty clones. Real fans know the Keep Fishin video with the Muppets was the last thing the real Weezer made before being replaced.

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HumanThatMightExist•

fake weezer fans call it the buddy holly riff, not knowing it's actually a lick.

real weezer fans call it the buddy holly riff, fully aware that it's actually a lick.

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Salty_Abbreviations4•

I think it’s fine if you’re starting to get into Weezer and say that you like their music, but I wouldn’t say you should hate someone for only listening to one album. What if someone only listened to Linkin Park’s “Hybrid Theory” and said they’re a huge fan? I do agree tho that “The Hits Are Not Real Music” and it gets hella annoying that whenever I mention Weezer and start talking about their more niche songs and albums, someone saying “YEAH THE BLUE ALBUM IS GOOD” gets pretty annoying. If you’re really so mad about this, why not recommend them something like White or Maladroit instead of trying to excuse the bitchin’, you shouldn’t complain. You should have more feeling.

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WinterFall64OPrivers cuomo on a gimp suit!?!?!? whoa mama!!!•

idk if theres some irony here that im missing but this is just an edit of a copypasta about gamers

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Salty_Abbreviations4•

Oh lmao I didn’t see the irony that was pretty good

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waxenhen4•

is on okbuddyholly, doesn’t see the irony

mfw

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NarwhalAnusLicker00•

whats the original?

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WinterFall64OPrivers cuomo on a gimp suit!?!?!? whoa mama!!!•

im sure this is the original post

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LadyEmaSKye•

This man got stunlocked on the circlejerk ;;

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trishutthefuckup•

I like the "excuse the bitchin', you shouldn't complain. You should have more feeling."

I mean... omfgfgfg Pinkerton reference holy smokes batman

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theflyingfettuccine•

based

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Dooter72•

What's with my homie dissing my gurl

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NarwhalAnusLicker00•

pinkerton >>>

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waxenhen4•

Cold take

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MikuOcean•

True

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TwilightLuvrz•

Raditude is my favourite album

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badboybluessbaby•

ok but i like pinkerton

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supercoolboy49•

You did NOT slander the buddy holly lick

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hum_musk•

Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the weez shaker, huh? The weezer shaker; gimme the weezer shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some weezer ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn.

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ichbineinzeller•

one of those people... wowza

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scrimbzz•

r/gatekeeping... 😬

edit: oh wait nvm this is an edited copypasta 😭

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WinterFall64OPrivers cuomo on a gimp suit!?!?!? whoa mama!!!•

i mean it already has the shitpost flair and its posted on a weezer shitpost subreddit, i thought it would be way too obvious lol

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Hmmmmm___yes•

I’ve only listened to blue, Pinkerton, white, and everything will be alright but they were my most played artist last year by a mile.

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Amalekii•

You got to check out Green, Maladroit, Raditude, Hurley, and the SZNZ EPs. Most of these are better than Blue honestly. White is still the best though (well, second best if you include SZNZ).

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Hmmmmm___yes•

I checked out maladroit and it was pretty good but green is like blue for me but watered down.

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Amalekii•

I'm glad you checked out Maladroit. I was kinda joking about Raditude, but you should still check out Hurley and the SZNZ EP's. Not everyone loves green, so I can respect your opinion.

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