Tbh I came home once thinking our dog left a huge deuce somewhere in the house.  It was steamed broccoli.  I love broccoli but think of crap whenever I hear the word lol.

My wife is a food service worker at an elementary school. Hates when broccoli is on the menu because she says the whole cafeteria smells like farts.

So I’m coming in here to tell you I thought my toddler had crapped his pants as I laid him down to sleep until I realized it was whatever roasted broccoli dish she had made coming out of the oven.

My wife is already irritated about something