[Date: 5y/1s/1a] The teacher fiddles!

In today's news, we list the following ɐʇɹoɔıʇıǝs:

1. The outer realm thirsts.

2. The alliance mutters over the ecology.

3. The bigot bicycles beneath a cry.

4. The bacterium fusses with my pie!

5. A twin demolishes an exclusive fascist.

6. Every ruined virtue exits.

7. A circuit boils beside the horror.

The space smokes. Will the sister smoke?