The one type of R34 I can't get behind
Posted Nov 23, 2023, 3:54 PM UTC
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I dont care who the government sends I am not paying my taxes
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this guy jerks off to pokemon
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OP’s also a fellow r/fatfurs enjoyer. Come on, you’ve never done it to a morbidly obese Lucario before?
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Pyrocynical
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Pyrocynical
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i don't think Barbara Chandler is a Sonic character
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She will be when the Dimensional Merge happens
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You think that's bad? Most of the top 10 characters are from the fucking Simpsons family guy and American dad
(Maggie is #11 shes grown up but still wtf)
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I don’t get it. There are so many hotter characters than Marge Simpson. Just… wtf.
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People are attracted to the cartoon mother they grew up with.
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Freud would shit himself if he saw the internet
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It's because the ranking on Rule34 was botted so it isn't really legit
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Don't old votes disappear to make the ranking current? Or do some people rly just think it's funny to mass vote fucking Simpsons characters and keep their bots running
Also you can only vote once per day, but I'm assuming you can probably get around that
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the rankings are all time, not weekly or whatever and bots can change ip or clear cookies to vote again
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Holy shit, someone else agrees, some character designs are just unjackofftoable, Sonic characters are one of them
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Every character is jackofftoable if you try hard enough
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Believe me, I tried, wanna see my point? There's this fuck-ass weirdo who is like 28 and is obsessed with shipping himself with that Happy Tree Friends character, including making porn, his name is Nemao
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So you’ll jack it to Pokémon, Zootopia and MLP, but Sonic designs are the ones that just can’t get you down?
I mean, you do you man.
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You'd think MLP and then the quadruped side of pokemon would be the line as that's where the line between furry and drawn beastality gets blurred, but maybe that's just me
Personally I only do it to 2 legged adults
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flair doesnt check out
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I'm a furry not a zoophilia
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You should look at Big the Cat then.
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Pyrocynical
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The Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more!
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“The only type” minors, animals, dead bodies?!
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Chester?
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Surprise!
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I have never found sonic character to be sexy
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rouge the bat though
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Everytime someone randomly brings up a genre of porn they don’t jack off to they probably addicted to that shit like it’s meth like squidward and Krabby patties
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behold his ultimate power
ooh argh ee ahh
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takes a long hard look
Yeah hes breedable
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WEAK
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Don't you just hate it when you're having a nice evening browsing gay furry porn and you see this shit?
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Also most of them are minors
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fr for whatever reason sonic characters will always be sonic characters and never attractive
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yes but, rouge the bat ^(a bat with massive boobs) and maybe vanilla ^(a rabbit milf)
^(dont lie, you definitely tried)
I’m not saying vanilla the rabbit is hot, but she is the size of the average human mother
Masterpiece video
If only we could see her take wing
It’s the only piece of comedy the sonic fandom has made that I can actually life at time and time again without fail, snapcube has nothing on guptill89’s top 10 hottest sonic characters
Funny thing is Rouge is the only character out of the main crew to be canonically 18 or older.
she better be
Wait what sonic is a child? I thought he was meant to be in his 20s. So egg man is a attempted child murderer. Lore.
Wait the man who enslaved an entire race and attempted to commit mass genocide isn't above child murder????
Actually ya fair
Yeah Sonic’s like 15, tails is 8 or 11 depending on the game, amy is at least 12 and Shadow is over 50
https://preview.redd.it/ve2gs0qsl72c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ab866fb2fa6e35d1bb40c805b5279465118077
IIRC he's 15 (not sure if he aged throughout the games)
Shadow is cannonly 50
Theres also the milf that i mentioned, shes 26
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