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SmoothRunVE

Is it too late?

Hi everyone, I want to start writing and I'm a newborn baby. I just came out of the womb and I feel like it's simply too late. I should have been thinking about writing when I was still in my mom's belly! I have simply wasted too much time and IT'S TOO LATE! So much wasted time.... so much wasted potential. If I just started sooner..... Now what? What am I to do?

Why didn't anyone play Brando Sando lectures and aim the sound at my Mom's belly? I feel so suppressed......

Posted Dec 8, 2023, 2:45 PM UTC

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MaddogRunner•

Uj/ The sauce for this just killed me. 19!!!

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FrolickingAlone•

Uj/ been waiting to see this here all day.

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SmoothRunVEOP•

IT'S TOO LATE!

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TVDindini cannot read•

Yeah, just crawl right back in to where you came from, there ain’t nothin here for you, kid. Also, tell your mother I said hi.

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SmoothRunVEOP•

Maybe I could crawl back in, reattach my cord, have her play Brando Sando. This may work. Finally some sense being thrown around.

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FrolickingAlone•

If only OP was 19, this would be not as illegal.

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ottprim•

Studies have found that amniotic fluid is bad for grammar but good at instilling ideas. The best time, according to acclaimed scientists, or at least those who stroke their own ego, is to start writing four days after being born. It's the time when the effects of the amniotic fluid are most potent.

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Battlebotscott•

Yeah but can’t you tell most/all of the time you know more than scientists from every imaginable area of study?

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SmoothRunVEOP•

The scientists these days.... I bet they waited until 5, maybe even 6 years old before learning science. Way too late.

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Battlebotscott•

Heh! If it’s too late for master yoda, it’s too late for science.

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Battlebotscott•

Why does it feel like every other person other than you and me are complete morons?!

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SmoothRunVEOP•

I'm not sure about that, but there's one thing I am certain of; I'm certain that it's just too damn late.

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SmoothRunVEOP•

4 days after birth?!? Practically in the grave already. What's even the point!?!

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SmoothRunVEOP•

So you're saying there's a chance for me after all.

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ottprim•

My magic eight ball says Go For It. What more do you need to know? Just Write.

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MissPoots•

Uj/ this is the same kind of person who asks if it’s too late for them to enroll into college, or if they’re “too old” among their peers and they’re like fucking 23. Like do you people not have a mind of your own?

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SmoothRunVEOP•

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THEM! IT'S TOO LATE FOR US ALL!

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