Riff on a Recent Post; Who would you be gutted to find is actually a bastard?

I've never been one for heroes in general, and most folks in this sub know there's usually something wretched in the pasts of most famous folk. And time is a brutal slayer of idols.

But who do you dare put your hope in? Who are your Christmas Anti-bastards? Who would you have to eat six shovels full of crow if their allegation tapes were revealed?

Dolly Parton and Jose Andres are currently my pop culture candles in the void...who are yours?