super real serious accurate study

The real joke here is that since 3.5% of the US population identifies as LGBT, and assuming that other parts of the spectrum are similarly small, we could guess that everyone is straight and be right 96.5% of the time. Some model.

i too enjoy watching comedy central from the comfort of my middle income home shoveling curly fries into my mouth and liking "science" on facebook during thunderstorms. thats how you know i'm smart

I like Sephora. But I m sew smrt idgi I take issue wit tis.

I do not think there are many people with likes similar to mine who do not take drugs, to be fair to them

I don't like anything so I must be asexual and unintelligible.