(Serious) Marry Me for Aid?

I’m serious.

My family is well off enough that I don’t qualify for any aid at all. Hurray! No!

My father paid for college all on his own in the early 70s, it cost him a couple hundred dollars and he paid it off working as a librarian at his school and being a camp counselor in the summer. He believes that I can do the same and should pay for college all on my own, which is noble; however, the way the tuition system is designed is that it’s supposed to be more costly for affluent people and proportionally costly for less affluent people.

I can’t afford college, I’ll drown in student loans.

And the idea of “need” in need based aid has a scope I disagree with.

I can develop a bullet proof prenup. I’d want to marry someone for 4 years or adjust my household income and assets.

If anyone is seriously interested, PM me.