You have to masturbate once a day and you get $5k per month, but…

You get a text message that says you have to masturbate now. It can come at any time of the day or night. If you’re with anyone else and you get the message you have to immediately stop whatever you’re doing, stand up and announce to everyone you’re with; “I have to go masturbate”. You can’t tell anyone you’re getting paid $5k per month. You have to do it for 10 years. If you quit any time before 10 years have passed you have to give back all the money with interest. If you tell anyone you’re getting paid before 10 years time you have to give all the money back with interest.