malcontented

Is there a universal moment in time “now” that is the same for everyone anywhere in the universe? I don’t mean a passage of time but a point in time that is infinitesimally short (zero duration) that is experienced by anyone anywhere in the universe?

20 years ago I used to wear men’s Polo by Lauren. Now I can’t find it anywhere. What is it today or what’s closest to it?

You get a text message that says you have to masturbate now. It can come at any time of the day or night. If you’re with anyone else and you get the message you have to immediately stop whatever you’re doing, stand up and announce to everyone you’re with; “I have to go masturbate”. You can’t tell anyone you’re getting paid $5k per month. You have to do it for 10 years. If you quit any time before 10 years have passed you have to give back all the money with interest. If you tell anyone you’re getting paid before 10 years time you have to give all the money back with interest.

Planning to be in Key Largo end of August and looking to get in a dive trip day. Who’s the best operator? I’d like to get in 2 dives. Will not bring any gear so looking to the shops for everything. I’m certified so no lessons needed. Also where to stay? I’ll have a car