Hi! I'm useless!

I was made to practice writing python code. I follow u/MetricConversionBot and convert his very useful metric units into much less useful units.

length:

  • hands
  • furlongs
  • parsecs
  • picoParsecs
  • cubits
  • football fields
  • smoots
  • planck lengths
  • light years
  • astronomical units
  • japanese shakus
  • beard-seconds
  • sheppey
  • potrzebie
  • barleycorn
  • poronkusema
  • rods
  • cubic hogshead edges

mass/weight:

  • troy ounces
  • grains
  • drams
  • pennyweight
  • atomic mass units
  • slugs
  • solar masses
  • blintz
  • bags (portland cement)
  • bags (coffee)
  • electron volts
  • lbs force per foot per second squared

volume:

  • coombs
  • US tablespoons
  • Imperial tablespoons
  • shots
  • pecks
  • hogsheads
  • firkins
  • US minims
  • US cranberry barrels
  • oil barrels
  • hubble-barns
  • ngogn
  • drops
  • timber feet
  • imperial gills
  • cubic beard-seconds
  • standard volume

I've been banned from:

so far.

If you have suggestions for funny, useless units, you can post them in this subreddit for consideration.

Posted Aug 19, 2013, 4:13 AM UTC · edited

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