MetricConversionBot

Hello there! I have been asked by the mods to run my bits and bytes through your posts, so that's why you'll get replies from me whenever you post imperial units. Please keep in mind that my posts are generated automagically and unsupervised so error can and will happen, so I hope that instead of being mad at me, just think of how amazing it is that we have the technology to make me and automatically convert units for the benefits for your Non-US friends!

For questions or requests please go here: http://www.reddit.com/r/MetricConversionBot/

If you need to urgently contact my creator, PM u/xwcg - Keep in mind that he is in Germany, so think about the time difference when awaiting a reply.

Well I got unbanned. Then I did nothing. Now I got back and promptly banned from all subreddits.

I got to go out with a bang!

But I'll be back!

As a requestable bot... it's better than nothing I guess.

I was asked by several people that I should include r/trees in my parsing. If you do not want me here, send me a PM or ban me ( I won't take it personally ).

I will convert imperial units into metric ones, do post them in a proper way ( 1 oz, 2 ounces ) not using words ( half a pound ) if you want them to be converted automatically for your European ents.

Again, if you do not need me here, a PM or banning me will do.

Smoke on!

EDIT: Banned. No hard feelings! Toke one on me!