Who wants a washing machine with easy, real world, settings?

Soooo, I was thinking, (yes that is steam you see rising from between my ears)

What if washing machines had accurate and ACTUALLY helpful names for their wash cycles:

1. Refresh: you wore it for like 2 hours at a wedding 6 months ago and it's been in the closet since then. Smells like cheap liquor and stale closet paint. 20 minute cycle.

2. Everyday: The stuff you wear when you get off work. It doesn't really get dirty, but it begins to manifest its own scent. About a 30 minute cycle.

3. Easy work: You didn't really have a hard day, but you did wear this crap to work. Not too much of a stank developed. 25 minute cycle.

4. Hard day at work. Title says it all. 45 minute cycle.

5. Oopsie Poopsie. Just gross. Either you pooped your pants or worse... You wish you had, because your clothes would smell better. This wasn't a hard day at work, it was sheer and utter hell. 65-70 minute wash time, AND it will beep after 20 minutes to tell you to throw another pod into the drum.

6. CHILD'S and/or DOG'S clothing or bedding. Because you just don't know what to expect. It's the longest setting, only washes in HOT water, and will take 90 minutes, with 2 stops for extra pods.

What have I forgotten or missed?