Returning player laughing my ass off

I just downloaded the game after, I dunno, years of not playing...when did this game come out again? Anyway I played from launch up until the second year or so (I remember lift battles being introduced, to give an idea of the timeline) and got a bit bored from all the powercreep.

Anyway I just downloaded the game again to see what's going on and revived my old account, still have all my heroes, and I looked at the free summons that I apparently am still entitled to.

And the first thing that greets me is a full on PAGE of text filling the entirety of my phone screen, on the axe of Alfonse Heir to Openness. I literally just started laughing out loud, the powercreep just kept going apparently.

This is ridiculous 😂. How am I supposed to get back into the game having to keep track of those kinds of weapon effects?

So. Do any of you have any tips for a restarting player to get back a bit of oversight?