what am I looking at? did he put a can of wd-40 in his shorts?

I thought his penis chaffed until it bled through his shorts. 

I'm still trying to process what i am seeing. Elaborate. No, not talking about the tan.

Especially given that I was talking to him as I posted this. 

I'm about 99.9% sure it doesn't bother him, especially given that I asked him prior to posting... If he actually feels otherwise, its news to me. 

If someone tells you not to identify them on the internet, please honor that request.

Gloveline.