Awful Opinions To Tell Your Jerkers This Person Is OK To Kill

Sometimes, the jerkers worry that they're doing the wrong thing by ridiculing other users. I find that giving stoopid strawmen certain lines of thinking really help smooth that tension over. For example, if your awful douchebag person says, "The OSR is the only type of game I respect," the jerkers will feel a lot less conflicted about shooting that person in the face.

So, I wanted to list off 10 such statements now, for other jerkers to drop in as they will into their truly awful, terrible, no-good parodies. Think of these as waving a red flag at the jerkers: it just lets them know that violence is an option, if they want to:

1. "Learning a new system is a choice!"
2. "The only good Boblin the Goblin is a dead Boblin the Goblin."
3. "DMs don't count as people; you don't have to be nice to them."
4. "Rolling natty 20 is for suckers."
5. "The word 'feet' should only ever be uttered if blue tiefling."
6. "Nothing tastes as good as prestidigitation farts smell."
7. "I have no idea who BLM is because I don't watch Critical Role."
8. "Martials should have more utility than they currently do, because all casters are useful, whereas most martials are fucking useless."
9. "Commoners shouldn't be paid, they should go get real jobs like the rest of us adventurers."
10. "'Neurodivergent' is just a word made up so people claiming that Cyberpunk is a good system feel better about themselves."

(Make sure if you do use any of these that you're violating all lines possible; modify as necessary)