School Name	NFL Team they copy	Additional Notes
Chincoteague	Broncos	Ponies is an adorable name though.
Warwick	Reda-wait… COMMANDERS??	u/champion-raven wanted me to roast a few schools specifically. So Congrats to this school for finally adding to Washington’s count without being racially questionable. Also Michael Vick went here. And the guy who says THIS… IS JEOPARDY (Johnny Gilbert)
Granby	Packers	Everything but there’s also a comet running through it
Jamestown	Eagles	The helmets ain‘t bad but y’all still lazy
Landstown	Eagles	Basically the same helmets as Jamestown but blue.
Bishop Ireton	Cardinals
Yorktown	Patriots	Combining the logo of the team that made ol’ Bill BelIi famous with the colors of team that he’s running into the ground with his Shnookums
SMLCA	Seahawks	Did y’all just… raid Seattle’s locker room for these?
Liberty	Eagles
Bland County	Bears	Straight up stealing the Bears logo with no changes is bland ash ngl
Brunswick Academy	Vikings
Northside	Vikings	Boogie Basham went here. also I think I might’ve seen this logo in Green Bay Colors more than the standard Minnesota colors..
Rye Cove	Eagles
Stonewall Jackson/Mountain View	49ers	They originally changed the name to Mountain View for a bit but racism happened and now the name is up in the air to this day. F*** y’all. There should not be this much of an effort to fight to honor traitors who wanted to keep slaves.
Strasburg	Rams
Kempsville	Chiefs
Green Run	Broncos	Plaxico Burress went here
James Monroe	Giants
Waynesboro	Giants	If I wasn’t counting ‘School Name Underlined and Italicized‘ to the Giants count, this would the first legit one to their count. Also check out this other logo
Grassfield	Packers	They also rip Memphis’s logo. If I was here just for basketball teams, The Grizzlies would be far into a lead with their only real competition being Atlanta, Minnesota and Cleveland

School Name	NFL Team they Copy	Additional Notes
Lloyd C Bird	Eagles	The logo looks nice in that color scheme at least. I wonder how many times Surfin Bird is played over there in a year.
Clover Hill	Buccaneers	In classic Bucco Bruce form as well!
Clarke County	Eagles
Colonial Heights	Patriots
Craig County	Bears
George Washington	Eagles	2x Pro Bowler Ferrell Edmunds went here. Kinda wild he got three sons into the league
Thomas Edison	Eagles
Chantilly	Bears	Offensive Coach Chris Beatty went here
Robinson	Rams	3x Pro Bowler Chris Warren, and Wrestlers Alex Riley and master of the Saxtonation Byron Saxton went here
Lafayette	Rams	Wrestlemania XI Main Eventer Lawrence Taylor went here
Freedom	Eagles
Brentsville	Bengals
Riverside	Rams
Loundon Valley	Vikings	If I had a dollar for every Valley or blank Valley High School stealing Minnesota’s logo I’d be able to buy the Jets and Giants and move them back to NY without spending a dime of taxpayer money
Parkview	Patriots	they had HOW MANY STUDENTS overdose on fent??
Osbourn	Eagles	Nice field color you got there
Glenvar	Packers
Norfolk Christian	Packers but C
John Burton	Raiders
Central Wise	Bears	Insanely cool Indigenous Mascot here
Prince George	Jets	DT Larry Brooks went here
Woodbridge	Vikings	Da’Shawn Hand went here
Graham	Packers	A nice spice up to the formula. Ahmad Bradshaw and Football Hall of Famer and Pre Merger MVP Bill Dudley went here.

School Name	NFL Team they Copy	Additional Notes
Woodson	Buccaneers	Andy Heck went here
Falls Church	Jaguars	Is it me or does the Jags Logo‘s Jaw seem dislocated?
George C Marshall	Cowboys	The Multiplier Rule Applies here, 5 more for Dallas
Langley	Vikings	GOOD MORNING USA also Bruce Allen went here
James Madison	Falcons	Pro Wrestler Mia Yim went here
Fauquier	Falcons
Franklin County	Eagles
Goochland	Packers in KC Colors	Goochland??
King William	Buccaneers
Patrick Henry	Patriots	Mickie James, Damien Woody went here
Glen Allen	Jaguars
Bassett	Bengals
Spring Mills	Cardinals	I’ll admit this is a little disjointed because it took me a minute to get used to the tables . But West Virginia Starts Here. All the schools above are in Virginia.
Braxton County	Eagles	in Green Bay colors… gnarly
Midland Trail	Patriots	They chose this mascot due to the school’s founding on the year of America’s 200th
Petersburg	Vikings
Bridgeport	Chiefs	OH GOD SOMEONE RIPPED THE KC OFF THE ARROWHEAD AND NOW THE LOGO IS BLEE- wait a minute
South Harrison	Eagles
Ripley	Vikings
South Charleston	Eagles	3x Pro Bowler Carl Lee went here
Chapmanville	Bengals
Princeton	Bengals	Lee Patton taught here, Rod Thorn, the guy who selected Michael Jordan went here, also congrats on your first Championship!
Frankfort	Falcons
Hurricane	Redacteds
Winfield	Cowboys	Named after General Winfield Scott
Independence	Patriots	Also got it’s name from being founded in 1976
Shady Spring	Bengals
Buckhannon-Upshur	Buccaneers

TO THE TALLY:

Philadelphia: 439 (+14)

Minnesota: 258 (+7)

Green Bay: 169 (+6)

LA Rams: 130 (+4)

Atlanta: 120(+3)

Chicago: 119(+4)

New England: 111 (+6) (there was a Patrick Henry HS that I missed in Minnesota)

Tampa: 104 (+4)

Denver: 93 (+2)

Arizona: 92(+2)

Cincinnati: 77(+5)

Washington: 75 (+2)

Kansas City: 72 (+2)

Dallas: 70 (+6, GCM x5 )

Detroit: 69

Jacksonville: 54 (+2)

Indy: 53

San Francisco: 53 (That school…)

LA Chargers : 52

Tennessee :44 (+2)

NY Giants: 33(+2)

Vegas: 28 (John Burton)

NY Jets: 26 (Prince George)

Carolina: 20

Buffalo: 19

New Orleans: 18

Seattle: 16 (SMLCA)

Baltimore: 13

Houston: 11

Houston/Tennessee Oilers: 11

Cleveland: 5

Miami: 2

The NFL Shield Itself: 2

Berlin Thunder(NFLE): 1

Pittsburgh: 0

School Name	Their Fun Name/Logo	Additional Notes
Fishburne	Caissons	Caissson- a large chest for holding ammuntion
Parry McCluer	Fighting Blues	Yosemite Sam??
Randolph-Henry	Statesmen
James River	Rapids	Absolutely fire logo
Annandale	Atoms	Dave Grohl and Mark Hamill went here
Mount Vernon	Majors	A team full of minors called the Majors. Makes sense.
Madeira	Snails
Fluvanna	Flying Flucos
Hampton	Crabbers	Tyrod Taylor went here as well as HOFer Dwight Stephenson, kicker Michael Husted and coach Ronald Curry
Highland Springs	Springers	Mekhi Becton, Greg Dortch, K’Von Wallace all went here
West Point	Pointers	Why is the dog serving here?
Poquoson	Bull Islanders
Churchland	Truckers	Close to the Raiders but not enough
John Marshall	Justices
Broadway	Gobblers	enjoy the limelight for now, the second I start counting colleges you’re going straight to the Hokies count
Nansemond River	Warriors	Man that logo goes hard.
Colonial Beach	Drifters	Darn it I was hoping their logo would be a Brightly colored 2003 Nissan 350Z doing donuts but C’est la vie
John Handley	Judges
Musselman	Applemen	Insert Regular Show Joke Here. Also the VA/WV line is here. This school and all below it are WV.
Man	Hillbillies
Clay-Batelle	Cee Bees
Poca	Dots

Thanks to u/coltpersonality92 for some of the facts about his home state of WV!

Let me know if I missed anything here or anywhere else!

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Posted Dec 10, 2025, 5:03 PM UTC

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