New Amanda monologue dropped!

Do you promise to love me in all our days? When I'm old, 'kay, and I've gained a little bit of weight and my hair's falling out and I'm alone and I get a little paranoid that the government's chasing me and I've got a lot of credit card debt. Like, I don't know, and there's like-- my car broke down and shit's getting fucking nuts with my family and my mom is being a fucking cunt like she always is and my dad is like a son of a bitch and my sisters are nuts and they're gonna live with us. Oh, they're gonna fucking live with us 'cause they have to and Amy's a drunk and she cut me one time. I have like a slash on my back and I got stitches, a lot. And my gallbladder has burst and I literally almost got septic. Will you love me? Will you love me through all of that? Also, my asshole is closed for medical reasons. And with all that, with all that, will you promise to stay? And I say yes! I say yes!

A perfect companion to the cowboy monologue

For those who're looking for a monologue to audition, remember "Drink your words in", "If you don't have an opinion you aren't doing the work" and "You have a bunch of words on the page and they're gonna wait until you enjoy them".