Duo to Squad?

34F trying to make actual friends and not the “we talk for 3 days and then you vanish like I imagined you” type 💀

I’m usually causing problems (respectfully) with my best friend (31F), and we’re looking for more people to join the chaos. I’m on Switch (Fortnite Zero Build, Story of Seasons, Pokémon, Rune Factory, cozy gremlin energy), she’s on PC (Fortnite, Siege, etc).

We basically live on Discord. Expect dark humor, sarcasm, unhinged conversations, and occasional deep life talks at random hours.

Not looking for anything weird or dating, just people to game with, hang out, or sit in VC silently like emotionally bonded cryptids.

Bonus points if you:

can hold a conversation

won’t disappear into the abyss after 2 messages

have a completely normal browser history (kidding… mostly)

like humor darker than your coffee

If you’ve read this far, congrats, you’re probably one of us. Come say hi 👹