I'm a visual learner!!

That's pretty much the entire BEC. Because apparently "visual learner" means "I can't do anything unless there's a step-by-step video to follow along to, and I can't learn to read patterns because it's not like you use your eyes to read patterns, people!"

Every time I see "visual learner" I wish I had visual weapons like Cyclops from X-Men and could ::pew pew:: them with my eye lasers through the internet. "Visual learner" is code for, "excuse to sell myself short and convince myself that because something new is difficult at first, I will never and can never learn it."