[PIL] #2066 6/13/2026

Purtle's Internet Lineup for June 13th, 2026 7:45PM

Pics or Text:

• toby posting this and 1000 teens scrambling to figure out What It Means in the replies is exactly what i needed to see tonight lmao https://bsky.app/profile/mrdo.pro/post/3mo5ijrvu6s22

• I am today introducing as a horoscope of sorts the Miga Morning Walk Length Index. The premise is simple: Did Miga turn left outside of our house (short walk for tired old ladies) or right (long walk for sprightly baby puppies). You can then base your whole day around that information https://bsky.app/profile/antlervel.vet/post/3mo6cf6zho22x

• Today I explored Hellerup, a Copenhagen suburb, and took the long way back to the city. I saw lots of examples of neighborhoods with single family homes and wide arterial roads that wouldn't be out of place in the US. All of them still had ample bike infrastructure that made the trip safe and easy. https://bsky.app/profile/brooklynspoke.bsky.social/post/3mo6yspcgss25

• Medieval city centres are nice and all, but they don't feel relatable to lots of people in North America. I want to see more stories and examples from European suburbs like this. https://bsky.app/profile/ohtheurbanity.bsky.social/post/3mo6z4jmbfk2c

Clips:

• [HIGHLIGHT] JACOB MISIOROWSKI COMPLETES A MADDUX! 15 STRIKEOUTS! 95-PITCH SHUTOUT! https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1u4dzfn/highlight_jacob_misiorowski_completes_a_maddux_15/

• My keyboard doesnt work - Charlie Chaplin version https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1u4eyv2/my_keyboard_doesnt_work_charlie_chaplin_version/

• [clip] Mexicans dancing and singing Gangnam Style with Koreans after South Korea's victory in the World Cup https://old.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/1u4aut7/mexicans_dancing_and_singing_gangnam_style_with/

Videos:

• Men's 1500m final - 2026 NCAA outdoor track and field championship [6:40] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7iUThG_14

• Men's 800m final - 2026 NCAA outdoor track and field championships [6:12] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdzF7WS-ekg

• The Story Of Mario Maker's Impossible Levels - Summoning Salt [40:26] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arWClcUVxm8

Articles/News/Other:

• Russia/Ukraine:

• Russians Alarmed By Ukraine's Fence Post Drone Bomb https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u535a0/russians_alarmed_by_ukraines_fence_post_drone_bomb/

• Putin's road to ruin: Ukraine hits key Russian supply line with new drone campaign https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u51o58/putins_road_to_ruin_ukraine_hits_key_russian/

• Economy:

• How to kick SpaceX out of your retirement savings account -- "Right now, just a handful of A.I.-related stocks represent almost half the value of the total stock market index. If A.I. stocks collapse, so will the worth of your index fund": economist https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4qcxi/how_to_kick_spacex_out_of_your_retirement_savings/

• Bank of America economists warn Australia's house prices will continue to fall as 'correction' talk amplifies https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1u5364r/bank_of_america_economists_warn_australias_house/

• The tanks in Cushing, Oklahoma, are hitting bottom. The oil market is about to hit a tipping point https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1u4gmrv/the_tanks_in_cushing_oklahoma_are_hitting_bottom/

• China Maps Out Heavy?Truck Electrification Push With 40% Goal https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1u4sgon/china_maps_out_heavytruck_electrification_push/

• World's Food Supply Imperiled by Iran War, Fertilizer Manufacturer Fertiglobe Chief Says https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1u4xn32/worlds_food_supply_imperiled_by_iran_war/

• Tired of chaos, investors retreat from oil market at record pace https://old.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1u48de4/tired_of_chaos_investors_retreat_from_oil_market/

• AI:

• OpenAI hit with multistate probe into possible user harm as its IPO looms https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u51j6y/openai_hit_with_multistate_probe_into_possible/

• US blocks foreign access to Anthropic's most advanced AI models, Axios reports https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4damv/us_blocks_foreign_access_to_anthropics_most/

• Samsung is building floating data centers on ships, and it's already got regulatory approval https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u4x436/samsung_is_building_floating_data_centers_on/

• Microsoft president says AI backlash at graduation events should be wake-up call for the tech industry https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4ttdf/microsoft_president_says_ai_backlash_at/

• More than 75 data center build-outs worth $130 billion have been successfully blocked in the first four months of 2026 -- bipartisan opposition mounts nationwide over fears of soaring power and water costs https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4u473/more_than_75_data_center_buildouts_worth_130/

• AI costs spike as subscriptions hit pricing wall -- firms turn towards Chinese LLMs, open-source models to extend budget https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4rddj/ai_costs_spike_as_subscriptions_hit_pricing_wall/

• After a Data Center Proposal, New Jersey Town Bans Them https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4pthg/after_a_data_center_proposal_new_jersey_town_bans/

• KPMG's AI report becomes an accidental demo of AI hallucinations https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4qpum/kpmgs_ai_report_becomes_an_accidental_demo_of_ai/

• Amazon CEO reportedly raised Anthropic model concerns before government crackdown https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u507iv/amazon_ceo_reportedly_raised_anthropic_model/

• Ice/Immigration/DHS related:

• Just 3% of recent ICE detainees had a violent felony conviction, government data shows https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1u4u144/just_3_of_recent_ice_detainees_had_a_violent/

• Screwworm situation:

• New World Screwworm cases climb to nine in U.S. with two more confirmed in Texas https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4xeu4/new_world_screwworm_cases_climb_to_nine_in_us/

• Iran:

• Trump says Iran deal will be signed Sunday, Strait of Hormuz to open immediately after https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u4wmby/trump_says_iran_deal_will_be_signed_sunday_strait/

• U.S., Iran expected to "electronically" sign agreement to end war Sunday https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u50ecg/us_iran_expected_to_electronically_sign_agreement/

• Trump says Iran deal to be signed tomorrow, contradicting Iranian official https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1u53y1k/trump_says_iran_deal_to_be_signed_tomorrow/

• [pic] Trump threatens to nuke Iran in a statement ostensibly announcing a peace deal: "Hopefully, this process will all work out quickly, easily, and smoothly. If it doesn't, we have the ultimate alternative, hopefully never to be used again! Thank you for your attention to this https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065847764739616988

• [clip] Burgum: "California was the only state really dependent on oil coming through the Strait of Hormuz" https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065851422470480053

• [clip] Burgum: "President Trump won the war militarily. Then he won the war economically ... diplomatically, militarily, economically -- three ways to win a war. Trump won all three of them." https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065852772835033538

• Trump Slush fund/Paying money to January 6ers:

• US Judge indefinitely blocks Trumps anti-weaponizaton fund https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u497d4/us_judge_indefinitely_blocks_trumps/

• Israel:

• [pic] Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours. https://x.com/ReddCinema/status/2065484257418526871

• The drawing is still just as true today. https://x.com/SonMickeyy/status/2065427463769866241

• Palestinian American woman held without charge by Israeli military | US news https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4w2br/palestinian_american_woman_held_without_charge_by/

Uncategorized News:

• 'You will not speak on Flock tonight' -- County Commissioner refuses to let residents opposing Flock speak at meeting https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u49tww/you_will_not_speak_on_flock_tonight_county/

• Judge orders Trump officials to re-install signs and exhibits at national parks on topics like slavery and climate change https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1u4d551/judge_orders_trump_officials_to_reinstall_signs/

• Judge orders Trump administration to restore censored National Park exhibits https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4vv8d/judge_orders_trump_administration_to_restore/

• Former Louisiana mayor sentenced to 90 days over rape of 16-year-old boy https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4hk9p/former_louisiana_mayor_sentenced_to_90_days_over/

• Sam Bankman-Fried Loses Appeal Of Fraud Conviction And 25-Year Sentence https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/06/12/disgraced-ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-loses-appeal-of-25-year-sentence/

• Kennedy Center Board Confirms Trump's Name Has Been Officially Removed From the Building https://old.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1u4vnql/kennedy_center_board_confirms_trumps_name_has/

• Kennedy Center confirms It Has Removed Trump's Name From Building https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1u4walr/kennedy_center_confirms_it_has_removed_trumps/

• Trump's name removed from Kennedy Center in predawn operation https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1u4nkk4/trumps_name_removed_from_kennedy_center_in/

• Only 1 in 4 F-35s is fully mission capable, GAO finds https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4qz7t/only_1_in_4_f35s_is_fully_mission_capable_gao/

• New York man who killed gay dancer faces 25 years after hate-crime conviction https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4ooo6/new_york_man_who_killed_gay_dancer_faces_25_years/

• Palantir loses legal challenge to force Swiss magazine to publish responses https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4ozwq/palantir_loses_legal_challenge_to_force_swiss/

• Kushner project being developed on disputed land, Albanian villagers say https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4rxt5/kushner_project_being_developed_on_disputed_land/

• US puts up $750K to evacuate an American who was aboard hantavirus cruise ship from remote island https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4x52l/us_puts_up_750k_to_evacuate_an_american_who_was/

• Once beset by power outages, Puerto Ricans also hit with severe water shortages https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1u4qdm5/once_beset_by_power_outages_puerto_ricans_also/

• 97 January 6 rioters pardoned by Trump have been arrested for additional crimes https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1u4qjqd/97_january_6_rioters_pardoned_by_trump_have_been/

• Solar generates more energy than coal in US for 1st time https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1u4ox6p/solar_generates_more_energy_than_coal_in_us_for/

• [clip] Mike Rogers on viral AI-enhanced image of himself put out by a staffer: "We may need in the Hulk in the Senate to get us back ... we need a superhero" https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065852295661633936

• [clip] REP. BRANDON GILL: This is a much more effeminate version of Beto O'Rourke ... this is somebody who is really obsessed with children ... I think of James Talarico as a barely straight version of Pete Buttigieg | | KAYLEIGH McENANY: We know Talarico has a longtime girlfriend and https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065855892038336979

• [clip] Kristi Noem claims that her Shield of the Americas is "stronger than NATO" https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065861783500308848

• [clip] VAN SUSTEREN: Who is our best friend in South America at this point | | KRISTI NOEM: We've worked so much with El Salvador ... Costa Rica has been fantastic | | (El Salvador and Costa Rica, dear reader, are not in South America) https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065862162208186687

• [clip] Kristi Noem claims "we've got some gang suppression forces" that will be deployed into Haiti https://x.com/atrupar/status/2065862562319565091

• [clip] Jamie Raskin responds to Trump calling for his expulsion: We don't quite know exactly what triggered him, but it was a rough week for the president in the Judiciary Committee. Maybe he's got Raskin Derangement Syndrome or something. | | Bottom line: We're doing our job. We're on the uggle against corruption and authoritarianism, and we're not going to be deterred. | | This is not middle school, where he thinks he can expel someone for questioning his authority. https://x.com/Acyn/status/2065920874587541729

• Reflecting pool already green/algae https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/2065925893160394849