Expectations for tops vs bottoms (in my experience as a bottom)

Tops:
- maybe have a big dick?
- shower?
- give the bottom a bit of pleasure but mostly do things for yourself

Bottoms:
- shave your entire body
- have smooth skin
- douche like your life depends on it because if there’s a little accident then he’ll never call you back
- smell good
- do skin care all over your body
- eat basic food or even starve yourself before a dick appointment
- tolerate a lot of pain
- don’t expect foreplay or aftercare
- have great hygiene
- be able to host or travel
- have a bubble butt