My date couldn’t stop laughing about my penis gardening mishap.

I was helping my neighbor with some gardening and forgot to wear gloves. Later I went to the bathroom and somehow ended up with a rash on my penis from one of the plants. It itched like crazy and I was so mad at myself.

It made me a little late for my date, so I chose to explain what happened. I was so embarrassed, but he thought the whole thing was hilarious. Like, genuinely delighted. He kept laughing and said he loved that I was helping my neighbor and somehow managed to get a plant rash on my penis in the process.

He told me it was one of the funniest and most wholesome dates he’s had. He said it made me even more likable and loved that I was so embarrassed. We are going on a second date this weekend!