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Dynamo0602

To Cancel a Subscription

Just Sharing

I'd like to cancel my subscription

Yes I've read the terms and conditions

I understand I won't receive

Your service each and every week

.

There's nothing wrong, it's simply such

I do not use your app that much

Tried it, liked it, but I don't want

To pay for it another month

.

No I don't want your new discount

Or two months free on my account

No freebies, extras, stuff like that

Just cancel it you stupid... idiot

I do not want the family plan

I want to stop, you understand

You'll cancel it after tonight?

Thank you, yes, that'll be alright

.

Now you're asking for a review?

How your service could be improved?

Fine, here's a thing that could be done

Eat a dick, Audible.com!

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Posted Aug 13, 2026, 12:48 PM UTC

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