To Cancel a Subscription
I'd like to cancel my subscription
Yes I've read the terms and conditions
I understand I won't receive
Your service each and every week
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There's nothing wrong, it's simply such
I do not use your app that much
Tried it, liked it, but I don't want
To pay for it another month
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No I don't want your new discount
Or two months free on my account
No freebies, extras, stuff like that
Just cancel it you stupid... idiot
I do not want the family plan
I want to stop, you understand
You'll cancel it after tonight?
Thank you, yes, that'll be alright
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Now you're asking for a review?
How your service could be improved?
Fine, here's a thing that could be done
Eat a dick, Audible.com!
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Posted Aug 13, 2026, 12:48 PM UTC
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