Y'all still alive?

I mean, I am - just not visibly. I've gone full lurker, because any time I'd normally have to jeer at people I've been using wiping the blemishes from my ARSE, but what about the rest of you people? How goes it?

Posted Mar 11, 2014, 4:57 PM UTC

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HumusTheWa11s•

Yes.

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HumusTheWallsOP•

I'm still dead-convinced you're one of us. I just haven't figured out who yet.

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MukhersStill undeniably handsome, but not so new anymore.•

Still here, just lurking. Uni has started again, trying to fill my brain with some of that sweet sweet knowledge.

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HumusTheWallsOP•

Same here really. Uni and job take up most of my time, and any time I would spend writing long pages of shit in karmacourt could be spent staring at my ARSE and trying to figure out what's clogging it up.

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mrbarkyoriginalKnockin' boots behind the bench•

Just popping in here and there with no real commitment to be involved in actual cases. Still feeling that vacation hangover.

RL you ask? RL is for suckers and those with digital watches. I am really into hanging out with my dogs and playing seemingly endless hours of Dynasty Warriors 2 on my aging PSP. Life well spent.

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HumusTheWallsOP•

Fun fact: Even though my ARSE is still only identifying 30% of cases, It's already found 10 cases that Yanky has judged. u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad, you're one prolific judge, and will have a damned long wiki page.
Edit: Also Audio. Audio is now tied with Yanky.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadThese Drapes Match Your Guilt•

I´m alive, but at a trickle. For Audio's count, remember to remove the cases he didn't finish...

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HumusTheWallsOP•

Oh, only the last mentioned judge/attorney gets credit for the case atm. So as long as the post was updated with a new judge, that judge gets credit.

Still to add/flesh out:

  • jury trial convictions
  • comment-based attorney assignments
  • convictions in cases where judges throw around "verdict", "sentence", "judgement", and "guilty" too damned much

Edit: jk, as of my most recent tests, none of your cases count anymore. Dafuq you doing uncertifiedbot?

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UncertifiedBot•
[response] You rang?
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HumusTheWallsOP•

Quit your semantics and work like I intended you to.

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ineffablevitriol•
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HumusTheWallsOP•

That's a silly question. If you weren't here, how are you commenting?

^^^^But ^^^^no ^^^^you're ^^^^not ^^^^in ^^^^UncertifiedLaw

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sergeant_charmander•

Herro

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