#CHANCELLORDE, or, I Don't Know If They're Gonna Collaborate But I'm Pretty Sure They're Gonna Bang

#CHANCELLORDE, or, I Don't Know If They're Gonna Collaborate But I'm Pretty Sure They're Gonna Bang

Posted Mar 19, 2014, 5:52 AM UTC

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Benfranklinupenn•

Nah. Chance is an annoying little shit. He tweets at like very musician he listens to. A while ago he tweeted like:

@McDonalds Yo Hit me up lets work

@Chairlift Yo big fan let's work

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spykr•

Fuck, I wish I was famous just so it was this easy to hit up/work with other famous people.

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MrMilkshakes•

Tweeting at McDonald's and Chairlift saying "let's work" sounds like it's an obvious joke to me. And Lorde responded and complimented him so she must be feelin Chance in some way or another

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Benfranklinupenn•

It's not a joke. I've noticed him doing it to a ton of people over the last few months. He just tweets bat bands and companies he like sand he's like "Yo big fan. let's work together."

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MrMilkshakes•

But tweeting at Chairlift though? What kind of work would they even do together? At least that one has to be a joke

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Benfranklinupenn•

Not really. The girl in it wrote one of the tracks on Beyonce's latest album.

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Gingercreeper•

Why is it when 2 artist of different genders collab or just talk to each other, they are automatically "gonna bang"?

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spykr•

Because horny 13 year olds are the ones making these threads. Lorde is in a relationship anyway IIRC.

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LadySpaceOP•

Horny 20 year old, but yeah, kinda. Mostly I was just pointing out that they've been tweeting at each other for a while and there's emoji involved and music recommendations and shit, and for most people in their late teens and early twenties that means flirting followed ideally by boning.

Also, James seems like a cool dude who'd be dtf with a threeway maybe

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spykr•

Yah, males and females can't be friends without wanting sex. It's biology brah. ^^^/s

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LadySpaceOP•

... I think you think I'm being more serious about this than I actually am. I mean, I just suggested Lorde and her bf have a threesome with Chance the Rapper. Pretty sure that means you can just assume I'm talking out my ass.

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Pompsy•

yo, u/LadySpace, if you use Chrome, you can download the extension Chromoji so you can see emojii in your browser.

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LadySpaceOP•

oh shit I thought those were just squares

New Zealand is a weird place, I dunno what goes on there

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dat_shit_gray•

You ain't looking at the big picture. All this confirms is my suspision that she wants the James Blake D. She's using Chance the Rapper.

It's all a food chain to Queen Bee.

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mah_leg•

Isn't Chance gay? All that nah, nah, nah shit is fruity. He ain't Charlie Brown of LOTNS.

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Benfranklinupenn•

Ugly fucking lizard looking teen with shit music

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JimmehFTW•

I'm so sorry she hurt you.

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