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The Grammys proper are in a couple hours, and even though RAOTY will already have been announced by then I know all y'all will still be watching, if only for the one and a half performances each of you cares about. Well, if we all gonna watch, let's all gonna drink together and bitch about whatever's going on!

I'll throw in my suggestions for drank rules first, but we should all work together to make sure we're getting smashed, but not too smashed, throughout the whole show. Once it's started, we'll just group-chat about whatever.

Take a drink whenever:

• TSwizzle's mouth is hanging open onscreen
• Somebody very pointedly doesn't stand up and clap when some motherfucker they don

I've seen enough people using "RHPC" to refer to RHPS on the Internet that I don't think it's just a one-time mistake, but I can't find any information as to why they're doing so. Is it a typo that spread out and turned legitimate via repeated usage? Is it an inside joke? Or does the C actually mean something specific?

I know my question is weirdly arbitrary, but I am very bored and slightly drunk and this is therefore the most important thing in the world to me right the fuck now.

They think the genre is all four-on-the-floor uninteresting club bangers - which is apparently a bad thing, God only knows why - and I want to show them as much variety as I can while keeping it all nice and hooky. I'm already planning on leading with They Reminisce Over You, but past that I've only got a couple of ideas (Quiet Dog, Juicy, probably something electro-influenced like Mantronix's "Listen To The Bass of Get Stupid Fresh Part II") and a whole lotta nothing. Any advice?

EDIT: Thanks, folks. I've got plenty of material for a two-hour mixtape - you are all awesome, even if half of you rock so hard on Kanye's dick you're gonna wind up mpreg with Ass Yeezus.

For instance, I have a really weird tendency to fall in love with songs that are all about girls with self-destructive partying tendencies. No idea why, but it's alarmingly consistent. Here are a few examples:

Against Me! - Thrash Unreal

Less Than Jake - She's Gonna Break Soon

The Naked and Famous - Girls Like You

Also included in this weird fascination is any pop song by someone putting on an "angry/insecure party girl" facade: Kesha, some P!nk, "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga, that sort of thing (no links because sometimes reddit gets mad if you link to po