Uncertified Challenge: Courtroom Musical

Alright, I decided I wanted to try doing another musical case, and thought it would be fun to extend it as a challenge as well. This is open to anyone who wants to try, not just UL members.

The basic rules of this challenge are simple: sing a case.

0. All arguments, rebuttals, evidence, and questioning must be presented in the form of a song parody.
1. The parody does not have to be a complete song.
2. Provide a youtube link or similar to the appropriate part of your parodied song to facilitate a sing-along ('#t=000s' at the end of a youtube video to start at 000 seconds)

Bonus points are available for keeping a consistent theme throughout the case, performing a duet, have no comments at all that aren't in song form, and winning the case.

If you want to participate, start a case, and link it in the comments so all of us can enjoy your lyrical talents!