Source
r/KarmaCourt•
majesticartax

The people of reddit versus /u/maniscp for repeatedly posting stock images in r/pics.

CASE CLOSED

CASE ID: 14KCC-3-21mdd0

SUMMARY
The troll-esque account, u/maniscp, has been posting stock images to r/pics. This is offensive, repulsive, and insulting to the intelligence of the reddit community! He must be stopped at once!

CHARGES

  • TotallyOCiPromise.bs
  • UnethicalDouchecanoeManeuvers.post
  • DullMotherfucker.zZz

EVIDENCE

Exhibit_A: maniscp's most successful post

Exhibit_B: The site he found it on

Exhibit_C: Second most successful post

Exhibit_C: Where he found it

Exhibit_Z: Accusation of being dull

JUDGE:
BAILIFF (Optional):
CLERK (Optional):
PLAINTIFF:
PROSECUTION: u/HumusTheWalls
DEFENDANT: u/maniscp
DEFENSE: u/yoloswagrofl
JURORS:
BARTENDER (Mandatory):

CASE STATUS:
Need a judge!

Posted Mar 28, 2014, 8:31 PM UTC · edited

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

While there is no constitutional clause protecting him, there is a long line of precedent for dismissing cases against trolls, due to the boring nature of the case, because no one defends him, because he's not defendable, because he's a troll.

So if he's a troll, this case is dead in the water. If he's just an asshole, then let justice be done!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadMODNo pain, no tartine•

Plead me.

Plead me.

PLEAD. ME.

Plead me, counsel, plead me all night looong

that´s right, learned counsellor         you can do it

PLEAD ME,Council, plead me all night looong ....

yeah                   ... allez Marius, ouah la pishtoune

Cos if you PLEAD it, counsellor, we´ll know what this guy did wrong ...

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Are we doing this? We're doing this.

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

Will we keep doing this? Let's keep doing this.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Important update to charges here.

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yoloswagroflDefense•

I'll take defense. I think u/maniscp is neither a troll nor an asshole. I think he/she genuinely doesn't understand how Reddit works. Perhaps they think it's simply another social media network like FB or Tumblr. I motion this case be dismissed for lack of evidence to prosecute. Give my legal fees to charity pls.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

DEFENSE! You are ON, buddy. Find the trial thread (stage) in here somewhere and respond to humus who has sung an opening for you. If you use the stylings of musicals you should include a link to the music.

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therealbessicaStenographer•

Don't feed the trolls, it just makes them more vivacious.

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majesticartaxOP•

This is typically my response as well, but I'm really not sure if he or she is a troll or not. He or she seems either incredibly stupid or someone with some sort of weird agenda.

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therealbessicaStenographer•

Gettin a lot of that in here these days..... but hay any reason to get drunk and ramble with others...

grabs flask and downs the contents

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[deleted]•

this format

CASE ID: 14KCC-3-21mdd0

SUMMARY

CHARGES

  • Z1
  • Z2

EVIDENCE

Exhibit_A: X

Exhibit_B: Y

Exhibit_C: Z

JUDGE:
BAILIFF (Optional):
CLERK (Optional):
PLAINTIFF:
PROSECUTION:
DEFENDANT:
DEFENSE:
JURORS:
BARTENDER (Mandatory):

CASE STATUS:

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samlastname•

If this case makes it to court I volunteer to represent either party, I suspect the other attorney will probably want to be the prosecutor; I just want a job...

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[deleted]•

"Wow! What a beautiful scene this is"

Book em!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadMODNo pain, no tartine•

Judge Justice yanky_doodle_dickwad presiding.
The attorneys have appeared and come slippin' and slidin'
Don't call the defendent, let's leave him in hiding
Let's get some Justice in here

######TRIAL STAGE

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Trial Day
^Laundry ^Day ^parody

♫ Trial Day, see you there
♫ Common sense, tumbling
♫ Wanna say, let's play fair
♫ Here I go...mumbling...

♫ With my Briefcase, I will
♫ Stop, this man.
♫ With my Briefcase, I will
♫ Find the time to find the laws to

♫ Tell you how, how this case
♫ This case is...what's the phrase?
♫ Rather drole, kinda thick
♫ Special needs...anyways...

♫ With my Briefcase, I will
♫ Stop, this crime.
♫ It's not a Grand Theft
♫ Or a Douchebagg'ry
♫ -That's right Sir Yolo
♫ I just think you
♫ Need time, to cope

♫ 'Cause I'm the guy
♫ To make this real
♫ The charges, you
♫ Just cannot deal

♫ I'll bend this trial
♫ To my will!
♫ And we'll have
♫ Justice, still!

♫ That's right man[iscpi],
♫ You are done.
♫ Let it be,
♫ It ends today.

♫ Love your style.
^(No, no, I uh, love your...guile.)
♫ Anyway.
♫ With my Briefcase,
♫ I will stop-

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

enters the stage, full judges robes and all

't is a stage but here,
to play for fools.
I'll lay off these garments
'n shall take yer to schools.

drops robes, uncovering attorneys robe

Heareth ye! I have a story to tell,
it is though not this moment I shall speak,
but when the morning star has risen.

off

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

What Would OJs Lawyer Do
^south ^park ^parody

Hey Defense! Where´s your retort?
I guess it´s not easy
You have to try!

♫ What would OJs lawyer do,
♫ If he was here right now?
♫ He´d make a plan and he´d follow through,
♫ that´s what OJs lawyer would do

♫ When OJs lawyer fell in a trap,
♫ bit off more than he could chew,
♫ He made up some shit and scored a hit,
♫ That´s what OJs lawyer would do

♫ Just find a song,you can't go wrong
♫ and make some bullshit up
♫ if a german accent kills the song
♫ then your assistant will mop up!

♫ So what would OJs lawyer do,
♫ If he were here today?
♫ He´d surely kick an ass or two,
♫ that´s what OJs lawyer would do ...

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JumbaDorphense•

The Defendant has many problems, but this bogus case aint one
99 problems - Jay-Z parody

Walks into court with a boombox in hand

♫ My client's got many problems, definitely more than one
♫ But I'll prove to you y'o Honor, a conviction ain't one.

♫ Prosecution's claiming he's a troll
♫ But I checked the documents, no proof enclosed
♫ Cant blaze in calling my defendant a troll
♫ A loaded word is it, causes prejudice-ose
♫ So besides the fact that the prosecution got no tact
♫ I'd like to bury exhibit A & C, a moment though
♫ Exhibit A isn't a stock pic, u/linoleum79 says it's a repost
♫ The originals a year old, so its fair game; go and post
♫ ART II B.1 allows it, thus a repost is go
♫ And it means ART II B.2 ain't needed, so
♫ A repost charge def. wont pass
♫ Prosecution's also claiming Exhibit_C's a stock photo
♫ But that also will not pass
♫ A reverse image search is the clue
♫ Blogs to pages, the image is there
♫ Defendant has many problems, but this bogus case ain't one, HIT ME^(with a gin and tonic^bartender.)

music slowly fades away leaving a profusely sweating Jumba behind

Sources: [Origin post by u/linoleum79 which hasn't hit the frontpage in the last 14 days](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12grm5/my_sons_first_halloween_xpost_from_rscuba/)
Google reverse image search

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

♫ Ohooh, don't be hard on the newbie, I'll let him do me.

(A favor and provide the opening. I guess it will be epic.)

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

A Wall's Gotta Do
^A ^Man's ^Gotta ^Do ^parody

♫ A Wall's gotta do
♫ What a Wall's gotta do.
♫ Don't start a case
♫ If you can't follow through

♫ All that matters is
♫ To force this man to
♫ Pay for his weird crimes
♫ Soon I'll prove to everyone
♫ That this verse doesn't rhy-

♬ Stand back, Walls, my man
♬ Leave this part to me
♬ An awkward set of charges,
♬ In the middle of it, me!

♬ Yes, Captain Humus here
♬ Goo dripping, mashed chick-peas
♬ This case needs my brand of satirise!

♬ A Wall's gotta do
♬ What a Wall's gotta do
♬ Seems destiny
♬ Ends with me, pros'cuting you.

♬ The only doom that's looming
♬ Is just right above man[iscpi]'s head
♬ So I'll give you a sec,
♬ To make your case.

♪ Thank you, Humus, man
♪ I don't think I can
♪ Explain how important it is
♪ That you stop this man

♪ I should be flattered
♪ I'd be smitten
♪ With such glee
♪ But you're still not saving me!

♬ -Don't worry about it-
♬ A Wall's gotta do
♬ What a Wall's gotta do
♪ You came from -uhhh-hhhm
♫ He came from me...
♬ Seems destiny
♬ Ends with me, pros-cuting you
♫ Which one of me are you watching?
♪ I wonder what you're Captain of
♫ Stop taking my trials like that
♬ When you're the best
♬ You can't rest, what's the use
♫ Did you notice that you haven't made a case yet?
♪ My case is going down the loo
♬ When scum needs pros'cuting,
♬ Some reposter to accuse
♫ I started this case. The case file says it's mine!
♪ I- I must be in shock!
♬ The only doom that's looming
♪ Assuming I'm not giving you a piece of my head
♬ Is just above man's head!
♫ Whaaaateeever.
♬♪ So I'll give you a sec
♬♪ To make your case.
♫ Balls.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Bad Verse
^Bad ^Horse ^parody

♫ Bad verse, bad verse
♫ Bad verse, bad verse
♫ I sit across this courtroom,
♫ To prosecute your song.
♫ I got the declaration
♫ That you sent. A - long.
♫ It needs evaluation,
♫ So let judgement begin:
♫ A heinous crime,
♫ That aweful verse,
♫ Your murder is
♫ The best recourse.
♫ Bad verse, bad verse,
♫ Bad verse, it's bad!
♫ The Justice in this courtroom,
♫ Is watching so beware.
♫ The grade that you recieve
♫ Will be your last, he swears!
♫ So fix this bad verse quickly,
♫ Or Yank' will beat you bare...
♫ You're lawyered up,
♫ Let's have no fuss
♫ It's time for justice
♫ - signed Humus

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Trial Begin
^Caring ^Hands ^parody

♫ Will you let, this
♫ Trial begin?
♫ Prosecute those
♫ Who need it?
♫ You only have to
♫ Bang your gav'l
♫ Don't even have to
♫ Be here.
♫ Would you help? No?
♫ How 'bout now?

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

For crying out loud
Meatloaf parody

♫I was lost and here I found
♫But I never knew how far down
♫I was falling
♫Before I reached the bottom

♫I was old but had some fire
♫And I never knew how I'd grow tired
♫of those assholes and their ways
♫Up the top, there

♫And now the legal Karmacourtian wind
♫Is blowing down these walls again
♫And we're sinking deeper and deeper
♫In the chilly Karmacourtian sand
♫Oh I know they are wrong, and they just aren't worth a fart
♫And can't you see my blunted gavel falling apart
♫And don't you here me crying
♫'Oy Atomic, speak to me'
♫And don't you hear me screaming
♫'you fat fucking over priveleged cheerleader raping arrogant wanker' *

♫I'm in the middle of nowhere
♫Near the end of the line
♫But there's a border to somewhere waiting
♫And there's a tankful of time
♫Oh give me just another courtcase
♫To see the light of the day
♫Or take me to another land
♫Where I don't have to stay
♫And I'm gonna need something else
♫To make me feel like this does
♫but I'd rather subscribe to r/awww
♫and pepper my scrotum, poke my eyes out
♫stick a gavel up my bum and let the bailiff
♫paint my asshole blue .....

♫For crying out loud
♫You know I'm through

♫For crying out loud
♫You know I'm through

♫In case you're in doubt,
♫You know I'm through
♫
♫
♫
♫I worked hard and never strayed
♫And I never knew how enslaved
♫I was kneeling
♫In the chains of those smug dicks

♫We all laughed, and even cried
♫And I never knew just how high
♫you had to be to forget how they
♫just ignore me

♫And now the chilly Karmacourtian wind
♫Is blowing with these cases again
♫The courts are sinking deeper and deeper
♫In the chilly Karmacourtian sand
♫Oh I know I belong inside these hallowed halls
♫But fuck'em, if thats how they do it, they can play the part
♫And there's no point in crying
♫'Yanky, don't go'
♫I haven't gone anywhere
♫I will have you know

♫I'm in the middle of nowhere
♫Near the end of the line
♫But there's a border to somewhere waiting
♫And there's a tankful of time
♫Oh give me just another courtcase
♫Just for one more day
♫I'll stick around and be an annoying
♫reminder of their ways
♫And I don't need anybody
♫To make me feel like they do
♫And I wouldn't piss on there bodies
♫if they were screaming, clothes on fire
♫Fuck'em let'em handle it
♫the way that they usually doooo

♫For crying out loud
♫You know I'm through

♫For crying out loud
♫You know I'm through

♫One more time
♫You know I'm through

♫At the risk of repetition
♫You know I'm through ♫
♫
♫
♫For list'ning to my jokes with the case running dry
♫For arguing the cases, and asking me why
♫Karmacourt, they don't deserve you
♫For rioting all day, and arguing all night
♫For making all this bullshit, and getting it right
♫Don't you know they don't deserve you

♫For playing the game with the judicial seal,
♫For asking for flair and if the punishment's real
♫You gotta know, For that I served you

♫For marking all the posts with flair, and sidestepping trolls,
♫For revving it up and the occasional stall
♫And all in all for that I judged you

♫For making up these cases and playing the game
♫I'll stick around, it's all just the same
♫But the way that it's run, it sucks and I'm through

♫Ah but most of all
♫For crying out loud
♫Let them catch bird-flu
♫Ah but most of all
♫And for crying outloud,
♫the parking meter's due ...

*not a documentary

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Yanky's Song
^Penny's ^Song ^parody

♪ Here's a story, of a mod
♪ Who grew up, lost and lonely
♪ Thinking law was fairytale
♪ And boredom was made only
♪ For he

♪ Even in this courtroom
♪ A disorder can be found
♪ And every damned bad case
♪ Brings Yanky, grow'ling
♪ Two feet pounding on the ground

♪ Grief replaced with pity
♪ For a system nearly broken
♪ Dreams are easy to achieve
♪ If hope is all you're hopin'
♪ To be

♪ Any time you're hurt
♪ There's one who's had it
♪ Worse around

♪ And every mental sprain
♪ Will keep you growing
♪ Seeds you're sowing
♪ In the ground!

♪ So keep your head up
♪ Yanky buddy.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Everyone's A Weirdo
^Everyone's ^A ^Hero ^parody

♬ It may not feel too classy,
♬ Getting just too bland.
♬ But you know who does that?
♬ Humus. And he always
♬ Gets his man

♬ So you wonder where your case is,
♬ 'Cause you're chargeless, and depressed.
♬ But court is where the beer is,
♬ So your real home's 4th and West!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way.
♬ Everyone's got trials
♬ They must take.

♬ They're not as cool as mine.
♬ But folks you know it's fine,
♬ To be upstaged!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way.
♬ In their own
♬ Not-that-weirdo-ic way!

♬ So I thank our justice, Yanky.
♬ -Yeah, we totally had cake.
♬ He showed me there's so many
♬ Different charges I can take!

♬ There's the Reposts - they're oldfashioned.
♬ Douchebagg-ry - such old hair.
♬ It's not enough to win cases,
♬ You've got, to, win, with, flair!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way!
♬ Everyone's got some case
♬ They can win.

♬ Get up, go out, and try.
♬ Especially this guy,
♬ He's worse than poo!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way.
♬ You and you and mostly me
♬ And you!

♬ I'm KarmaCourt's old lawyer
♬ And I'm prosecuting slums.
♬ A lawyer doesn't care if you're
♬ A bunch of scary, alcoholic bums!

♬ EVERYBODY!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way.
♬ Everyone can walk ♬ A layer's trail.

♬ Don't worry if it's hard!
♬ If you're not a freakin' tard,
♬ You will prevail!

♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their own way.
♬ Everyone's a weirdo
♬ In their--

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Slipping
^Slipping ^parody

♫ Look at these people,
♫ Amazing how sheeple,
♫ Still look for an edict.

♫ No one in flurries
♫ You lined up like jurys
♫ All asked for the verdict.

♫ Why can't you see,
♫ What I see?
♫ Why can't you hear,
♫ The lies?

♫ Maybe the gist,
♫ Is too complex,
♫ For them to realize,
♫ Man's disguise is,

♫ Slipping.
♫ I think it's
♫ Slipping,

♫ Now that your defense,
♫ Is falling, and pretense
♫ Beginning to Dis'pate.

♫ Like jurys fear summons,
♫ I still have this question,
♫ Are you getting irate?

♫ I bring you truth!
♫ The kind you can't deny quietly.
♫ Fire up your brain,
♫ Remind you,inside you're riling,
♫ Now, this courtroom is

♫ Slipping.
♫ Everything's
♫ Slipping
♫ -Away! So

♫ Go ahead.
♫ Judgement day!
♫ Say it was Humus' fault.

♫ Spread the word!
♫ Tell a friend!
♫ Tell them the tale.

♫ Get a pic!
♫ Write your logs!
♫ This case is over with.

♫ Look at him!
♫ Not a word!
♫ Humus inhale.

♫ Then I win!
♫ Then I get,
♫ Literally nothing.

♫ Not the cash!
♫ Not the fame!
♫ Or karma gain.

♫ Anarchy!
♫ Sounds like fun!
♫ It's Captain Humus' turn.
♫ You people all have to learn,
♫ This case is not a concern!
♫ Churn!
^(Yeah, that's H-U-M-U---)
♫ Churn!

♫ No sign of Yanky,
♫ Damn, I would give any-
♫ Thing just to have him see.

♫ It's gonna be funny,
♫ Where did you go Yanky,
♫ Just come back for one scene!

♫ Here comes that one scene!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

I have to see this last scene!

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JumbaDorphense•

Jury duty! <not biased at all>

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Oooo count me in too! This sounds like a fun case.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

yay, me too!

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

While we're at it, me too.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

k, so what now? Do we wait for the Central Scrutinizer to give us permissions?

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unaspirateur•

Jury duty!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

Tu serais pas un trôle, toi, dans ton temps libre?

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unaspirateur•

Je ne savais pas :(

Aussi, j'ai oublié la plupart du vocabulaire français :\

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

T'inquiètes. Tu peux pratiquer ici si t'en as envie, mais ce n'est pas obligatoire.

You are on the jury. If asked for your criminal record, lie about it.

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TheGrandDalaiKarmaSupreme Court Being Judge•

Well would you look at you? Speaking perfect French?

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

Me too!

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

No, not anymore. I stepped from the box into the ring to box or to sing.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Looks like this case might actually go to trial. Sure, why not, I'll take prosecution.

If OP could edit the post to look exactly like this, we can get this case started:
^((Just click 'source' on my comment and copy/paste it into your post)^)

CASE ID: 14KCC-3-21mdd0

SUMMARY
The troll-esque account, u/maniscp, has been posting stock images to r/pics. This is offensive, repulsive, and insulting to the intelligence of the reddit community! He must be stopped at once!

CHARGES

  • TotallyOCiPromise.bs
  • UnethicalDouchecanoeManeuvers.post
  • DullMotherfucker.zZz

EVIDENCE

Exhibit_A: maniscp's most successful post

Exhibit_B: The site he found it on

Exhibit_C: Second most successful post

Exhibit_C: Where he found it

Exhibit_Z: Accusation of being dull

JUDGE:
BAILIFF (Optional):
CLERK (Optional):
PLAINTIFF:
PROSECUTION: u/HumusTheWalls
DEFENDANT: u/maniscp
DEFENSE: u/yoloswagrofl
JURORS:
BARTENDER (Mandatory):

CASE STATUS:
Need a judge!

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majesticartaxOP•

Done and done; sorry about the delay!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

Hello plaintiff. Talking about delays, the defense team have disbanded and gone south. We need a new defense attorney here...

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

Let me borrow from a well known figure: I'm here now.

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

The prosecution is disenchanted with the case. Might need a new prosecution. If we´re lucky the plaintiff will not show up and we can brush this one under the carpet. If we´re even luckier, humus might sing, but it doesn't look good.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Hello rebuttalist, I am buttalist, the original, from which you are re.

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Looks like u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad has taken up judging, and we have a string of jury members. The trial is underway!

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Yanky_Doodle_DickwadNo pain, no tartine•

The defense has abandoned ship, consel. Do you think this case is retrievable?

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HumusTheWallsI love you. Do you love me too? •

Not even slightly. I didn't want to waste my songs on this case, but you started, so I had to return the gesture. Oh look! A wild defense appears!

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GhostOfWhatsIANameNot to be blamed for absence•

Oh it is, you called for my services? You know I take over only unwinnable cases because of the old motto I was raised with in KC? No case is unwinnable.

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