My lurking powers tell me this cannot possibly fail!
Posted May 11, 2014, 12:50 AM UTC
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What is this monstrosity....
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Doesn't matter, has slime blocks.
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So the front page of this sub, correct?
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And it's a bridge.
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Who else is annoyed by the flowing water in the upper right, and lower left corner?
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Flowing water is an insult to the gods and must be destroyed.
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Amen.
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I don't get it?
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He's trying to combine the bridge fad with that of slime blocks.
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They go together like fedoras and neckbeards.
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Did I just time travel to a time where fedora and neckbeard jokes were funny? What were the lottery numbers in 2011 again?
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That's cause it sucks
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Who needs bridges when we can just launch ourselves over the rivers with slime block cannons? Or fly over them in our redstone flying machines?
ONWARD, TO THE SLIME-POWERED FUTURE!
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Good. Now make it fly.
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Add shaders STAT!
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Bridge, check, Slime blocks, check, Water, check, Seems fine to me.
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Also ugly stairs
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That one tile of water that's moving is bugging me. :(
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I didn't even notice that.
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I changed my mind about making it extendable/retractable.
Make it extendable/retractable, with tnt, and have it make flying machines and missiles. Then add arrows, lots of em. Plus some carpets. Now tie a gast to it. After that, make the entire bridge into a giant bomber/missile. Finally, use a bad pun for the title.
Then we'll think about it
(anything I missed?)
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What about cats and tits?
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No comment
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I don't understand. What is this supposed to do?
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It's mocking the current bridge and slimeblock trends.
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This is only going to end one way: hilariously well.
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The stairs leading up to it aren't steep enough.
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Why oh why this reminded me of Top Gears The bridge over river Cock..
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If you try and boat under that, will you get bounced back?
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Not steep enough.
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That one flowing water block...
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Im so happy someone finally passively pointed out how shitty this sub is becoming. Getting sick of 500 people building the exact same thing every day :/
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Make a extendable/retractable one, then we'll think about it
and add tnt
and carpet / bad puns
And arrows. Lots of arrows
Tie a ghast to it.
Write your least favorite server on it.