Slimy Bridge - This needs to be done.

Many of you probably saw this post yesterday about a pathetic slime bridge. The resulting circlejerk left me wondering if the monstrosity would make any better of a post to r/Minecraft. Thus, I'm offering reddit gold to the one who meets all the requirements the best.


The requirements:

  • Slimeblock Bridge
  • Extendable/Retractable
  • with TnT
  • with Carpet
  • with Bad Puns
  • with Lots of Arrows
  • must be Able to Fly
  • Ghast Tied to Bridge
  • Ghast has glasses + hat (RP acceptable, structure better)
  • Super-flat Desert
  • with Desert Well
  • with Floating Mineshaft

All of this must be conveyed with one screenshot. Let the absurdity begin!

Posted May 12, 2014, 1:20 AM UTC

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bananenbroek4•

Sethbling made an expandable/retractable slime bridge: All other options are not possible due to size, but maybe, maybe someone can come up with it. As to the other options I'm not sure xD

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HumusTheWallsOP•

Au Contraire! You can get around the size limitations of flying machines by adding multiple stages of movement. An extendable/retractable bridge could, in theory, be built into one.

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SirJamesonY•

command blocks yes or no?

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HumusTheWallsOP•

I'm not sure what you want to use them for. The idea of making it fly was based on the slimeblock flying machines that have been the center of attention, so if you wanted to use sethbling's flying machine design (or something similar), it seems kind of cheaty.

Of course, if no one else enters a design, you'd win by default, so there's that...

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Czakima•

I want to do it, and I would if I didn't want to sleep more... I have a feeling I'm going to miss the fun overnight.

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AgentV21•

This post is currently next to the post he is referring to

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lordpieman•

I suggested the fancy ghast and desert well. :P

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Mah_Young_Buck•

You should add this requirement:

  • All screenshots should be renders/shaders
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HumusTheWallsOP•

I'm not going to exclude people with potats for computers. It's perfectly fine if their computer can't handle shaders.

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Mah_Young_Buck•

Renders could work because you don't need to install a mod or have a strong computer. They're created in a different program from Minecraft, after all.

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