Give me your best pokemon-related joke!

[contest]

All right guys and gals, this will be a really small contest but doesn't require that much effort. I want to hear (read?) your best pokemon related joke. Disses and other forms of mockery can also qualify for this. I will be picking a 1st 2nd and 3rd place based on my most favorite ones. Keep in mind that I've heard a lot before so if you are original, you have a better chance of winning.

The prizes will be BP. I was reading the content section of the contest info and it said pokemon but nothing about items. If this is a problem with the mods I can take it down. Anyways...

• 1st place is 144 BP
• 2nd place is 96 BP
• 3rd place is 48 BP

This conest is open for everyone and it will close today at 8:00 P.M PST. Prizes may be handed out at a later time but I will contact the winners. Break a leg!

EDIT: FORGOT TO MENTION ONE JOKE PER PERSON

EDIT 2: Pickup lines are allowed

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED

I've read through all the entries and most of you were pretty great! Now for the reveal

1st place goes to u/bloozchicken with this joke

2nd place goes to u/ragingsuppository with this joke

3rd place goes to u/Lenian with this joke

some honorable mentions: u/GodOfGhosts with this, u/tgmeier with this (I don't know why but I laughed), and u/geraldpunk with this

Thanks for participating guys!